Very bad Joke--d0 not read

Post by **The Mic** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

i warned you------------------------------------------------------------

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"

Everyone expects a fight but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was s-w-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

Post by **Mr1der** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

haha...

bad, but amusing...

Post by **RedHatchback** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

lmao,thats pretty funny.lol

Post by **gabossie** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

haha. Lame, but it got a grin.

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

lmao.

Post by **I Need $$$** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

Well I probably should have listened to your advice but it did remind me of my dad.

Post by **AZhitman** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

LOL- Mine too.

Post by **Ecnorcs1** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

Pretty Good

Website · Post by **quiksilvia** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

hardy har har.

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

Hahahah I thought that was pretty darn good

Post by **Hijacker** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

i've heard worse.

Why does micheal jackson like 28 year olds?

Post by **RedHatchback** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

I dunno,why???

Website · Post by **quiksilvia** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

cuz its like 2 14 year olds at once

Post by **Hijacker** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

cause there's 20 of them

it's a verbal joke that makes the written translation jump hard

Website · Post by **quiksilvia** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

i like my answer better

Post by **RedHatchback** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

lmao,thats pretty funny:D

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

ROFL!!! Thats one MJ joke I actually hadnt heard before!

Post by **burnin240sx** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

i've heard the mj joke a few weeks ago from my 12 year old lil bro. funny stuff. i miss elmentry school

Post by **RedHatchback** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

man,I wish I was still back in school.... I don't wanna face the world!!!:crybaby

Post by **The Mic** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

damn i start college on monday..sweet

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

I go back next Monday. You know what rocks about college? There's no high school kids.

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

Jesda wrote:I go back next Monday. You know what rocks about college? There's no high school kids.

EXACTLY!

Post by **Altiman94** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

haha thats a funny joke. I start the same time Jesda does.

Post by **The Mic** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

tenkawa_akito wrote:i've heard worse.

Why does micheal jackson like 28 year olds?

jay leno? conan o brian?

Post by **Dattebayo** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 am

Jesda wrote:I go back next Monday. You know what rocks about college? There's no high school kids.

Not exactly. Around here alot of high school kids are taking college credit and bringing their friends to hang out there...:rolleyes

its really pathetic

Very bad Joke--d0 not read

Very bad Joke--d0 not read

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