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Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:51 pm
An old email from a friend in Arizona...Was going to make a "haha I made a funny" thread but posted in this thread since I felt it needed some juice anyway. Enjoi- Danny.
In Honor of Stupid People . . .In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)
On Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)
On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."(..I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use."(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)