^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ I actually try not to.

< Day 3 of no alcohol. Not very hard. Just good to not have runny dumps every morning.

V Knows I still have shrubbery to fall back on.

[alms24sebring]

^ I think I got that reference
< The "shrubbery" got me in trouble
v Im scared about the court date in.... 5 days

[sbird1]

^ Well that's no good.

< Got $25 in tips tonight for not doing anything.

V Wants to see Cowboys vs. Aliens

[hitbychance]

^ i do it looks decent
< knows previews can be deceiving
V just cracked an energy drink this morning?

[sbird1]

^ Nopes.

< Doesn't ever drink energy drinks.

V Last time I drank 2, 5 hour max's and was jittery and crazy for a little while.

[alms24sebring]

^ dam
< know that its 2000% in vitamins of DV
v dont OD

[sbird1]

^ I'll see what I can do.

< Just got to work, yay.

V Wants to come work for me.

[alms24sebring]

^ hells no.
< Wonders what you do to have the midnight shift.
v Works at the corner

[sbird1]

^ I work at an "internet cafe", aka legal gamb|ing (it's called Sweepstakes).

< Lots of computers, p0ker, slots, Keno, whatever.

V I sit here, take money, and cash people out. It's really difficult.

[hitbychance]

^ sounds decent
< likes casinos
V lives around a large casino?

[sbird1]

^ Nope.

< Went to a really crappy job fair today.

V Knows they had nothing for anyone unless you want to sell insurance (which I don't)

[hitbychance]

^ that would be fun at all
< basketball tonight outside in the sun
V knows that i cant dunk

[sbird1]

^ Well that makes two of us.

< 6' 3" and there's no way I can dunk.

V Knows that means I'm white.

[alms24sebring]

^^ outside at night in the sun ??
^ lol, that makes 3 of us.
< Thinks I can dunk but cant dribble to save my life cuz of my bigass feet
v Knows I'm taller than all of you at 6''5' (bishes!)

[sbird1]

^ Damn, Talley McTallpants!

< Not used to being shorter than people.

V Thinks "britches" is a funny word.

[alms24sebring]

^ You got my money britches, thats what I thought britch
< Thinks the FUNNIEST word in the english language is 'Tofurky'
v lol! wtf is Tofurky. Thats a liscense plate right there

[sbird1]

^ Tofurkey is what f*** eat.

< Just read that KV banned Nala.

V Is as happy as I am.

[hitbychance]

^ yes!
< peace at last
V knows nala is a spoiled pri%^K

[alms24sebring]

^ BAN!! lol
< needs to know where that thread is
v Oh Nala.. you tried.. but you failed

[sbird1]

^ I sure do.

< If he ever has to explain to someone why he got banned, what is he going to say?

V "I was too creepy for that forum"?

[hitbychance]

^ he'll say we c*** blocked him or something
< installing autoCAd yay!....not
V MORNING!

[sbird1]

^ Afternoon.

< Had to clean up dog s*** when I woke up today.

V Knows how fun it is.

[alms24sebring]

^ mmm mmm b***h!
< needs a freakin j.o.b.
v Should buy Greg's car

[sbird1]

^ I offered a trade, but I don't think it was remotely considered.

< Needs to fix the damn Cobra.

V Will help me.

[hitbychance]

^ only if you let me drift it
< likes burning tires
V knows that tires are to pricey

[alms24sebring]

^ a friend bout a new tire once for $11 a few years ago
< my tires are like 150 a pc
v do us all a favor by burning the cobra

[sbird1]

^ Well that's not very nice.

< It has forged internals, brand new ARP hardware, and more. Just need to finish it.

V Knows boost will come later...

[hitbychance]

^ hopefully
< got pulled over today, epic fail
V knows speeding is FTL but verbal warnings are FTW

[sbird1]

^ I've gotten 1 verbal warning in my life and about 8 million tickets.

< My driving record between 17 and 22 was less than stellar.

V Knows you tend to slow down after so much legal shlt.

[alms24sebring]

^ yeah.. cant avoid exhaust tickets tho
< Fact: I hate mustangs.. sorry
v car that you hate