^ < V forum game! Take 2

[Bubba1]

^ I've been lucky over the years. The only one that comes to mind is once I once reserved an AVIS car for a vacation in Florida , and Avis ran out of cars. They did try harder so we ended up with a "smokers" Accord off their used car lot (smelled REAL bad inside). The Valet at the hotel must have thought we were slobs.
< Years ago I established the Ford land speed record in a rented Turbo Thunderbird on a highway near Toledo.
V most interesting rental car you've rented.

[frapjap]

^ most interesting was a new Town and Country.
< was an awful vehicle. First thing I did was turn off the "ECO" button. It was probably faster with the ECO buttton on.
< Rented an SS 'vert for 7 days in FL. THAT was fun.
V worst thing you've done to a rental car?

[Bubba1]

^ pretty mild compared to what Greg/Torry have done to rentals at Carlisle
< got one airborne on a country road. Got some good air and was relieved I didn't flatten the tires when it landed.
V Heated seats FTW

[alms24sebring]

^^ Almost wrecked a Focus once. Too bad I didnt...
^ nah, customers always leave them on and it burns my noassatall.
< Am nervous about the Skins/Giants game tonight.
v Would ever buy a rental car even for a good price?

[frapjap]

^ never. Not knowing what I (and other people in my life) do to them.
< Unless it was a Corvette. People beat on them, but they're prohibitively expensive for most folks to rent.Then again, they're all automatic so see my previous answer.
V remember the turbocharged Eagle minivan?

[alms24sebring]

^ There was a turbod Chrysler from the late 80s in the shop today.
< I would so rock a Plymouth Voyager turbo.
v Help me get over this diarrhea.

[frapjap]

^ drink olive oil, lots of it.
< time to talk about poop
V thinks alms over there should go for the world record dump

[alms24sebring]

^ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bczOxg2JoJM[/youtube]

< This guy at work thinks that any kind of fart is rude and offensive at any time, even his own.
v Thank you for calling Alms's Abortion Clinic, where no fetus can beat us. How may I direct your call?

[hitbychance]

^ direct me to the fatalfetus department please! im awful
< did not want to get up this morning
V Good Morning!!!

[frapjap]

^ sup, slut?
< renting a mustang GT 'vert this weekend.
V how long in my possesion will it take me to see it hit triple digits?

[Bubba1]

^ I predict less than hour.
< What's my prize if I win?
V does not courtesy flush

[frapjap]

^^ Thats probably right
^ never.
< mythbusters says it doesnt work.
V that was actually an awesome thread.

[MaximA32]

^ what?

< going to look at a new (to me) car today

V back from the dead!

[Bubba1]

^ The Zombie thread....!

< what car did you look at?

V cool car you came thisclose to buying.

[MaximA32]

^ 2001 Xterra, they couldn't get me the deal they already said they would

< 2002 Altima 3.5 SE with 5MT! Only 44k miles!

V excited for me to get a fun pedal back

[frapjap]

^ every time I hop in a car with one.
< getting the miata tuned before carlisle
V has seen bigger.

[alms24sebring]

^ Just looked at a 03 Sentra SER Spec-v, but it was raped... twice. So no deal.
< Impossible to find a reasonable deal on a reasonable S14.
v 'Test driven' a BRZ/FRS?

[frapjap]

^ not yet.
< wasted one in the miata though
V car payment suck, get an older car.

[MaximA32]

^ if you're buying, I'm in

< working on day 5 of 12 in a row

V is salary and therefore doesn't get overtime

[alms24sebring]

^ I get both hourly and ticket hour, and overtime, and monthly bonuses
< I wish I could self induce a coma thru every Spring. I f***ing hate Spring.
v Agrees that the best part is the sexy clothes coming out from under the thick winter coats.

[Bubba1]

^ agree
< to clarify,it's women wearing the sexy clothes, not men
V is preparing their liver for Carlisle

[alms24sebring]

^oh uh... yeah.. women..
< Ganna have to miss this year again. Its hard having my job threatened when I ask for a weekend, when Im the only one that works every weekend! Workin for some Joo's man.
v Thats a pile of fecal matter right there.

[frapjap]

^ I don't miss those days.
< to hell with hospitality jobs.
V if you could have went back to school for any career, what would it be?

[alms24sebring]

^ Its more like if I was good at calculus, Id want to be an astronomer/physicist.
< The real alternate answer is trying a Skip Barber or similar type racing school before death. Just for fun at first but I would competitively if I turned out to be good.
v Best overall color for a car?

[Bubba1]

^ depends on the car
< Skip Barber racing school is excellent.
V suggest a color for alms24sebring to paint his toe nails....

[frapjap]

^ hot pink
< clear nail polish fixes spots in your cars paint that have flaked off.
V last time a girl painted your nails

[Bubba1]

^ what time is it now?
< truthfully, the only paint I've ever had on my nails were splatter from painting walls.
V has worn women's clothing...and liked it.

[MaximA32]

^ nope

< found a unicorn but it was a pile of crap shaped like a unicorn

V has never seen The Great White Buffalo

[Bubba1]

^ If you mean the city in upstate NY during winter, yes.
< I'm guessing that's not what you meant
V has never seen what MaximA32 meant

[JTR32gtst]

^Who
< Still too new...
v Will probably know whats going on..