^ < V forum game! Take 2

[MaximA32]

^ If you're buyin, I'm flyin

< need to get some food soon

V let's go to lunch

[alms24sebring]

^^ yes, I be
^ Ok meet me halfway
< How are you a mod when you just joined 2 months ago and have 56 posts? profile messup?
v wonders what the 7th wonder is

[Bubba1]

^Kim Kardashian's massive butt?
< just finished building a stage prop door with my son. Came out well.
v the first part of a woman I look at is her.....

[MaximA32]

^ I've been here for 5 years, The Hitman screwed up my shiz

< still waiting to have it fixed

V lamesauce

[hitbychance]

^ id say
< got liquored last night
V plays minecraft

[sbird1]

^ Nope. Not now, not never.
< Also got liquored last night. Made hunch punch.
V Me and 2 friends went through a gallon of it.

[alms24sebring]

^^^ lol I was like I know Ive seen you for years
^ Whats hunch punch, a cute little grape flavored juicebox?
< whasts there to do today.
v Oh! walking dead. I am so in love with the farmers daughter, she is so freakin pretty

[nevertheless]

^She def can get it
<Bout to go get a gas station burger
VIs hungry toooo?

[alms24sebring]

^ good luck with that.
< Had a cheezeburger at Sheetz.. in fact the same day Billy Mays died.. and I was crappin chocolate milk for 3 days.
v Has a bucket of Oxyclean, and then got a second for free (just paid shipping and handling)

[sbird1]

^ You are retarded.
< Just finished watching The Walking Dead.
V Has seen it and knows the incredible ending.

[alms24sebring]

^ I dvr'd it and about to watch it with a 711 hotdog.
< was playing this addicting game online for over an hour when it became impossibly hard and stupid.
v favorite candy bar

[Bubba1]

^Hershey's Dark Chocolate
< even married a girl from Hershey PA
v likes to take the Hershey Highway

[frapjap]

^ the road less traveled
< big fan of butts in general.
V a** man or tits man?

[Heavy]

^ i like big butts and i cannot lie
< so pumped, have a potential buyer for the IS
v did you catch walking dead last night?

[frapjap]

^ I did not.
^^ does it sound like a real buyer?
< Will watch it tonight when I get home.
< friend bought a hopped up '03 GTI yesterday. Nice ride. Not really my style, but it isn't a slouch.
V routinely pees in the shower.

[hitbychance]

^ never have
< another monday ugh
V double whiskey sour?

[frapjap]

^ skip the sour
< working this weekend. damned trade shows. Nice hotel though!
V what part of you is "like a rock"

[Heavy]

^ my left nipple
< LS goes in for the timing belt tmmrw, lets hope it goes another 200k
v did you see christina hendricks bewbs yet? they are quite nice

[Bubba1]

^ they're a big large but ok
< I thought you were selling that LS
v would suffocate while motorboating Christina hendricks

[numbnuts240]

^ is her a** that big?
< booties > boobies
V what should i eat?

[frapjap]

^ I dont know who that is.
< doesnt really care for big boobs anyway
V favorite stripper move?

[Heavy]

^ tacos, specifically ones from east haven
^ dont have one, but if we are talking hookers, then "hobo with a shotgun" it is
< its cheaper and easier for me to sell the IS, plus no more car payments, and christina hendricks is the readheaded chick from mad men.
v well if some didnt catch christna hendricks leaked pics, im sure somebody has seen the ones from oliva munn?

[frapjap]

^ I DONT KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE
< hopes someone will post photos
V please post photos of said women?

[Heavy]

^ [Sorry: image removed by Moderator]
< If you don't got endz you won't be getting no skinz and if you don't got money, you won't scoop a honey. If you don't got cash you won't be getting no a** and if your not clockin loot you won't be knockin no boots.
v whats your take on redheads?

[sbird1]

^ They are to be avoided.
< Just made a tiki torch out of a Golden Grain bottle.
V Drinks Golden Grain straight.

[TTkickedin]

^straight...out of Kim Kardashian's massive butt?

< Work: still thinks im an intern > deleted my account > Waiting for 2 days for them to restore the projects ive been working on > Nothing to do, no work no links to work, no sources of any email ive had ever > completely wiped out of the system

Daydreaming of all the parts I'm gonna buy for the z, and, (though substantially opposite,) all the F*cks I've given today.

V how's it hangin?

[frapjap]

^ nope. sounds like a terrible idea though.
< Munn is way hotter than Hendricks.
< no red heads. ever. again.
V what happened the first time you got caught beating off?

[alms24sebring]

^ never got caught
< allergies are kickin in in high gear already, ugh
v kill me, kill me now

[frapjap]

^ whats your fancy? Strangulation?
< dont want to die of over heating.
V your thoughts on erotic asphyxia?

[Heavy]

^ im not into it but i hear wayne brady loves to choke bishez
< sooooo f***ing tired, had to make an airport run this morning
v your not a juggalo are you?