^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Really?

< Yes, that includes the bulbs.

V What would seem more fair to you?

[alms24sebring]

^ 50 I think is top dollar
< 40 sounds good
V unless it's a VW bug which apparently takes 30 mins and 3 mechanics to change a bulb. I hate those cars

[sbird1]

^ Yeah, after talking with folks and thinking about it, I'm going to give her some money back.

< I paid $23 for the bulbs. Plus gas and time served....

V I think I'm going to give her $10-$15 back.

[alms24sebring]

^ yeah cant make much profit from not much of a job
< I say give 10 back
V then ask for her personal number

[sbird1]

^ She's a friend of the family.

< Maybe that makes it worse...

V I'm hungry.

[alms24sebring]

^ whats for dinner
< I'm trynna eat something gross layer
V has had pigfeet

[frapjap]

^ YEah, they're not stunning.
< More of a scallop and mussle guy
V winter beater suggestions for under $1200?

[sbird1]

^ Older Subaru. Maybe a Legacy?

< In Colorado, everyone drives Outbacks

V Has experienced this phenomenon.

[frapjap]

^ I thought everyone drove STI's and Yukons.
< at least thats what I see in CO every year.
V would rather have a helicopter than a car.

[alms24sebring]

^ lol last time i was in CO was in like 97
< that was a good option. I always say a good ol fashion fwd civic
V snowmobile?

[frapjap]

^ never rode one
< would love to though. Friend has a drag version that runs on Nitro
V jetskis are kinda boring

[sbird1]

^ Say Whaaaa?

< Loves jetskis.

V Have you ridden them through twisty rivers and channels? That's a lot of fun.

[frapjap]

^ Nope. Just wide rivers and lakes.
< Though tug boat wake jumping is an 'effing AWESOME time. I about shat my pants once doing that.
V ridden in an airboat?

[sbird1]

^ It's on my to-do list.

< Getting REALLY pissed off at our 15 year old dog.

V She's just an annoyance who barks constantly, is incontinent, and scratches on doors ruining the paint. I'm going to kill her with a shovel.

[frapjap]

^at least have the decency to drown her
< from what I hear, you're supposed to feel something euphoric right before you die as your lungs fill with water
v or you could use a samauri sword. that'd be 'effing sweet.

[sbird1]

^ I have a broadsword and a machete... pick one.

< Woke up in a haze with a wicked cough.

V Knows it's probably because of the pint of liquor I drank last night.

[frapjap]

^ Nope, didn't know you were an alcoholic. You should drink another pint tonight to prove your theory.
< quality over quantity. less hang over that way.
V can actually understand a rap song when they're drunk.

[sbird1]

^ I can never understand rap songs.

< I'm hungry.

V Make me something to eat you dirty nutritionist.

[frapjap]

^ Keep up that sexy talk and I'll take a dump on your chest so you can eat it like an otter
< never took a dump on anyones chest.
V but with the right hooker, could be an awesome time.

[sbird1]

^ I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummay!

< Damn you United Atheist Alliance!

V Damn you!

[frapjap]

^ Damn me? Theres a long list of women who are way ahead of you in line for that one
< I swear in the woods. A lot.
V Where all the white women at?

[sbird1]

^ Kohl's?

< Bed Bath and Beyond?

V Oh, I know! At home watching E!.

[frapjap]

^ Should've specified- Where all the single, attractive, smart-ish (don't want 'em to smart) white women at?
< pretty certain they don't reside in the USA.
V ever been approached about a "marriage" for citizenship?

[alms24sebring]

^ attractive white women are in my house
^ no but has a friend that married a russain lady for 10g's
< Hes a user and abuser to women. He immediatly divorced after he got all the money.
v thats so wrong. I hate the way he treats women but somehow he gets them

[frapjap]

^ Because. It works.
< Have MUCH better luck treating a woman like crap than being nice to them. They want to know whats wrong with YOU and why you don't see them as angels like all the nice guys. I equate it to buying a DSM- they want to know whats wrong with it and think they can fix it, so they buy it, have a terrible relationship where nothing goes right and they cant change it so eventually get rid of it, thus scaring them from men/Mitsus for ever.
V whats the moral of the story?

[alms24sebring]

^ moral that all "DSM's" give you problems
< Side job got pushed back again this time because of rain
v I just find using women is heartless and wrong

[sbird1]

^ I have no opinion on the matter.

> Rented Dead Island today from Red Box.

V Knows that I love zombies more than taffy... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

[alms24sebring]

^ nom nom nom.. mmmm.. smack smack .. nom nom nom
< Just went with a friend to buy a s13 hatch... forgot the year
v I had no idea they came with leather seats

[frapjap]

^ Because leather sticks to your balls.
< Never want leather. Unless its that stuff in the King Ranch F150. MAN, I'd sit in those seats and drive around naked. You know...to get the full effect.
V Ski season is a-comin'!

[alms24sebring]

^ agreed leather does suck but it looked real nice
< would love to go snowboarding again, but this time on some real powdery snow.
V now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poop