CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.0 BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants As the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
Hope this helps?
Telcoman
Understanding the new economy 101
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Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (telcoman)
And Telcoman = Priceless
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telcoman.... We have to be able to laugh at ourselves...
Priceless indeed
Priceless indeed
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It's sad but true...
either way
either way
Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (telcoman)
LOL...I like the financial planner one!
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Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (G_whizz)
those are all great!
Looks like Telco is turning into a Comedian
Good Job
DJ
Looks like Telco is turning into a Comedian
Good Job
DJ
Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (telcoman)
Telcoman:
You are a rare gem to us. One day we will all be thanking you for the ceaseless and tireless financial advise you give us.
You are a rare gem to us. One day we will all be thanking you for the ceaseless and tireless financial advise you give us.
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Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (Jacko3)
ThanksLOLJacko3 wrote:Telcoman:
You are a rare gem to us. One day we will all be thanking you for the ceaseless and tireless financial advise you give us.
Check this one out
Remind you of anyone in Florida?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/3660...st-i1
Telcoman
Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (telcoman)
lol @ Bear market!
Re: Understanding the new economy 101 (telcoman)
Telcoman:
That was funny. beleive it or not, I still use rabbit ears---I don't have cell phones and i don't have cable, and I stil use DSL internet service which I recently obtained only last year because my dial up modem died on me.
That was funny. beleive it or not, I still use rabbit ears---I don't have cell phones and i don't have cable, and I stil use DSL internet service which I recently obtained only last year because my dial up modem died on me.