Yeah, you're old.
See, I've decided that I only have about one more year of being able to be completely stupid without legal reprimand (for the most part), as my 17th birthday looms next month... just that one more year and I'll actually have to show some semblance of responsibility... so I'm savoring this privilege by making sure that everyone else knows that they're old

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Just cause you're old doesn't make you un-"cool," it just makes you old... creaky... go take some pills from your kit labeled with the days of the week since you can no longer remember them, mwahahahahaha!