TWISTED NUTS HURT!

[themadscientist]

Goddamn it man!

Does anybody else get those days when the danglers get all knotted up and it feels like they are being squeezed by an angry ex girlfriend? I get it sometimes and for the life of me I can;t figure out how they got that way and I can never untwist em.

They hurt so bad I actually said "no thanks" to sex. Yeah, that bad. They are untwisted today,though. The wife's getting tackled when she gets home.

[audtatious]

Have you been checked for a STD recently?

[AZhitman]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001545/

[danshaz82]

happened to a buddy of mine more than once. i had to drive him to the hospital once cause they hurt him so bad.
but now, his nuts are like, hyper sensitive. like if he were to get hit in the nads, it would hurt waaaay more than it should

[Jesda]

Yeah, thankfully it goes away after a few seconds, but when it hits its like a moment of black death. It comes out of nowhere too.

[themadscientist]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001545/

Yikes! Glad mine untwist by themselves. I don't need my junk in surgery again.

The wife is safe tonight. I got called into work. I'll be here all night then and interview in the morning. Don't want to go in looking like I just came back from a party, exhausted with that after nookie face.

[Mr1der]

can't say I've twisted mine.

I don't rock commando often as I've sat on my free swinging clackers one too many times.

[alms24sebring]

Maybe you should wear a nut bra or something to keep them from dragging along the floor.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Yeah, thankfully it goes away after a few seconds, but when it hits its like a moment of black death. It comes out of nowhere too.

+1

[themadscientist]

went to bed at 3:30, got up at 8:00 to submit a project for class because we have one b**** that keeps sliding into home plate at the last minute with her part of the groups project that usually sucks. I'm exhausted, I have a headache, and I have a job interview in three hours.

[alms24sebring]

Im sure the blue balls dont help. That is exactly why I HATE group work. Slackers...

[frapjap]

Sucks man. Happened once for a long time in front of a girlfriend. Talk about embarrassing.