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Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:48 pm
I'll add my little commentary on their choices (critiquing auto styling is one of my favorite pass times):
1: Acadia: Not only not ugly, but actually attractive. Clean, simple, with attractive horizontal tail lights instead of the cliche truck-style vertical ones. If the Acadia's on this list, every other generic SUV and crossover should be, too.
2: Element: Definitely can't agree. I think it's a fine looking car. Not beautiful, but certainly not ugly. Yeah, the early gritty-plastic-panel versions were goofy, but the one they show is even the newer fully painted model. Not remotely ugly, let alone top-ten.
3: Apen: Yeah. It's odd looking. Even ugly. BUT: it's not even close to as nasty as the car it's a re-nose of: the Durango.
4: MDX: YES. SO VERY VERY ugly. Mind bendingly, reality distortingly, common-sense defyingly ugly. Whoever was responsible for the new MDX should get a job designing fragmentation weapons for the military or join forces with Chris Bangle to build the most powerful evil force the automotive world has ever seen.
5: Tribeca: Absolutely. Terrible styling all around, from the goofy nose to the "what the hell is that" gaping notch in the liftgate that dwarfs the license plate.
6: HHR: No. Not even close to ugly. In fact, I think it's a great looking car. The tail light design, curving hood...all of it is great. The only downside is that it's still a Caval...Cobalt at it's heart.
7: Escalade EXT: WHAT? Ugly? Yes, the fender vents are idiotic, but the rest is beautiful. Aside from the Infiniti QX56, it's the best looking SUV ever sold.
8: Rondo: Ugly? Sure. Top-ten ugly? I think not. The name is definitely top-ten worst material, though.
9: Q7: Goofy looking, ugly, both. BUT, again, it's NOT as ugly as either of it's platform brethren. The Touareg is far uglier. And the Cayenne even worse. At least the Q7 benefits from a large grille (befitting a tall vehicle) and audi's styling cues instead of looking like a height-stretched sedan.
10: Quest: Another odd looker. But not ugly, ESPECIALLY for a minivan. In fact, it's far, far, far, far and away better looking than any other minivan out there save the Odyssey, which itself could use some work (Honda's new big-lips grilles are horrible). At least the Quest looks interesting, instead of like a toaster.
What's missing that absolutely should be on this list (especially in place of the non-uglies I pointed out?)
Toyota Tundra.This thing looks like an insulting caricature of a truck. Absolutely everything about it is intentionally over-the-top. It's like a 120 lb nerd with inflatable muscles.
Mercedes Benz R-class.This one's so ugly it hurts my mind to even try to explain it's ugliness. If you look at it and still wonder why I say that, you need to schedule a CT scan, because something's broke up there.