Top 10 Douchebag Cars

[Rivalry]

WINNAR!!! Hahaha.

http://konkocars.com/2009/07/1...23800

[370Z/28]

They can bite my G.

[Sentientbydesign]

Quick background, then to the point...

I used to bowl "religiously". I planned on going to college on a bowling scholarship, so it was worth it and I love it.

My wife and I met at a bowling alley.

Ok, so my wife and I are talking, a few days ago, about whether our son will be a bowler or not. She says "Are there any bowlers who aren't geeks or douches?" to which I reply "Am I both" and she said "Yep".

I agree about the G drivers. We do act like we own the road. I can't tell you how many other G driver's I've pissed off be "moving faster than traffic" on the freeway.

I usually end up ahead of them, not because I speed faster, but because I know which lanes will start moving. I should stop being mean to my fellow G bruthas.

[kmckis1029]

+1 on knowing which lanes will move faster...

yep when i see a G speeding past i always catch up to it... i dont know why... just to make my presence known i guess...

[kmckis1029]

so the g35 is number 1... i dont think ima douchebag... but i do feel i own what ever pavement im riding on... its more to me that i know what my car is capable of... and that makes me very confident and bold when i drive... so i guess that can be seen as cockey... then douchebag like... oh well...

[370Z/28]

I think there is a big difference in being a skilled driver, and in being a d/b. to me...being a d/b is the same as being an azzhole or a goofy SOB. Being a skilled driver in a high performance vehicle a pretty good thing to be!

[awdjdmtalon]

HAHA.

I have had #1,5,8.

Guess I am a tripple d'bag.

[atn_chargers]

The G35 needs not apply to traffic laws, all others obey the douche driving it. Any douchebag that owns a G35 is king, and all must obey. Bow down, for the G35 is the Douchebag car.

HAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

Props to the guy that wrote this. The guy that wrote this must really really really hate Staten Island boys. I can't stand Staten Island residents period!!

[biggie]

Rich, I bowl. I knew I was right for your daughter.

But I have to go out and work on my douchebaggedness to keep up the G's repuation now.

[Poyzinous]

HA! You're a quadrouchebag. Or something. The truth is, anyone in any vehicle can be a Dbag. There are Prius and insight drivers that are Dbags. In North VA, pretty much everyone is a dbag. Usually its anyone in a full size truck or suv, ricers and their Hond@ jokes, and any BMW or Mercedes that isnt stock. Nate openly admits to being a Dbag, great first step buddy! At the end of the day, its not the car that makes you a Dbag, YOU make the car a Dbag ride.

[G_whizz]

That was awesome! I just choked a little...the G35 and Eclipse was frokn great!!

Nate openly admits to being a Dbag, great first step buddy!

This was the icing on the cake!!



Well done and Thanks for posting!

[SVTCOBRA]

But I have to go out and work on my douchebaggedness to keep up the G's repuation now.

WOW!!! Don't we all!!! At least we beat the BMW

I heard that the guy that wrote this owns a VTec powered twin turbo-rotary engine Mustang!!

[joe603]

WINNAR!!! Hahaha.

http://konkocars.com/2009/07/1...23800

Dude...I love your sig! I cant wait to see what the guys (and sweet dee) do this season!

[infinitgkid]

So where do the STI/SRT-4/EVO guys go? (Not saying all of them are like that!)

^^I sure hope the folks on NASIOC don't see that and take it the wrong way...

[thahman]

That is hilarious. Those are some funny stereotypes. Stereotypes often follow a trend... I can't believe G35 was #1 though.

[zozoka1212]

I am a DB. LOL

So what's new? hahahaha

At least now more people know we own the roads. Actually the picture shows a coupe. LOL I still feel I am a DB.

[greg_atlanta]

The list seems to be about wiggers, not douchebags.

"Douchebag" is hard to define, but once someone calls you a douche you can't fight it. It sticks. It's just an all-purpose meaningless putdown.

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

Im a Big Douche... Just ask the GF



But that is a win...

Also love the sig... that cat is funny... I want to do that to the dog... lol

DJ

[bunburry99]

You know.... I got my G to avoid being a DB in a 3 Series! Now this. Had I only known, I would have just said 'screw it', and gotten a Z :-)

[SVTCOBRA]

You know.... I got my G to avoid being a DB in a 3 Series! Now this. Had I only known, I would have just said 'screw it', and gotten a Z :-)

I buy what I want. I don't give a sh** what people think.

[jmcohen23]

HAHA.

I have had #1,5,8.

Guess I am a tripple d'bag.

I've had #1, 2, 10. perhaps I should get the integra to get my straight flush of douchebagness....

this lame article sounds more like sour grapes than anything else. clearly, the author of this article is the epitome of what is wrong with this country - stereotyping.

although, I somewhat disagree with #6. typically, VW owners are more fruity than douchebaggy.....

[suby01]

AHAHAHA

ok so i was reading this and all of the cars listed from 10 down all my friends own so i was like UH HUH.. by the time i got half way down with out peeking im like wait!!!!! please dont be g35 please dont be g35.

number 2 still not a single infiniti mentioned. WTF does that mean?? NOOOOO.

thats funny as fq.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

1+..

me too..

"can't be, can't be... WHAT?!?"

I love making fun of douchbags, I do it all the time.

I think they forgot the Genesis, new car, but DB's have been flocking to them like hair spray clearance sales at walmart. We shoud re-write a nico version

[biggie]

When out to lunch, in Wendy's drivethru a G37 Coupe was behind me. I almost did a donut in the parking lot to show him which car had more DoucheBaggedness about it. But my giant schiong got stuck in the steering wheel and I failed to make the full 360.

[370Z/28]

That brings a whole new meaning to "Super Size It".

[Poyzinous]

We shoud re-write a nico version

The real list of top 10 Dbag cars:10-BMW 3 series9-Subaru WRX8-Mitsubishi Evo7-Dodge Neon SRT-46-Hond@ Ridgeline5-Hond@ Insight4-Hond@ Fit3-Hond@ Accord2-Hond@ Prelude1-Hond@ Civic

(in my area WRX and EVO's are annoying and douchebaggy. But I think they are pretty nice cars)
Modified by Poyzinous at 4:26 PM 8/10/2009

[biggie]

Completely left off the SRT-4, the "HEY, I HAVE A BOV" ride.

[biggie]

That brings a whole new meaning to "Super Size It".

Well Wendy's use to be "Biggie Size", I'm still sad they took that away.

[370Z/28]

I came ( ) this close to getting an EVO, but you talking about a D/B....OMG that salesman I called and talked to was the king D/B. He acted like since I was a woman I had no idea what the car was, then he started pushing me to come get it right then because everybody in Memphis was fighting over the one they had.



Then I went to lunch one day, saw a G37, the salesman was in the restaurant...the rest is history. I guess I'm glad that guy was a D/B.

[Poyzinous]

YAY!!!You made the right choice Becki!Glad to have you here.