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Well we were talking about something random, then out of no where this kid asks us a question. He's like have you ever been rubbing one off and thought you were gonna go, but just ended up pissing all over everything? Then he asks if it's ok to piss inside of a woman, and we got debating about that. The one guy chimed in and said you can't do it because they'll get an infection(must have done it with his gf) because he seemed like he knew from experience. Luckily it's a house full of guys, so ok for dinner talk, but if we had lady folk there, not a good thing to discuss.

edit* Then my other buddy goes how pissed do you think girls would get if you pissed into their mouth accidently while they were giving you head. haha

I just didn't know what to say and was taking it all in.


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w0rst thread ev3r

rousie13
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w1ngzer0 wrote:w0rst thread ev3r
haha.....shut up.....Mike found it pretty funny......and general's no fun without stupid random posts.

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i found it funny and entertainingkeep up the good work rousie

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No the worse thread ever was the story of the *** shaving....

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w1ngzer0 wrote:w0rst thread ev3r

rousie13
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haha....you guys suck.

Come on, you know it's funny.

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Not supposed to be possible. The little pipes in your member have valves that should stop that. its like trying to swallow and breath at the same time, shouldnt be able to do it.

Now.... urine isnt really that unhealthy. I wouldnt think it would cause an immediate infection in small amounts, but could do some damage after a long nite drinking. A womans happy place is alot worse than your golden shower.

Pissing in a womans mouth? Unacceptable, but Could be fun.

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I feel like i just lost a few brain cells.


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and guys normally can't pee then they have an erectlon so peeing "inside" a woman isn't really a possibility.

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vicki wrote:and guys normally can't pee then they have an erectlon so peeing "inside" a woman isn't really a possibility.
Definately not true. You can so pee when you have one, or so I've been told. :

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vicki wrote:and guys normally can't pee then they have an erectlon so peeing "inside" a woman isn't really a possibility.
it is possible.... I have never tried it or anything.. but having an errection and then peeing and still having an errection is possible...

now about peeing inside is not cool... you gotta be one sick person to do that and the chick would be.. uhhhh... dunno what to let you do it.

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I read a few years back that it is very unlikely for a guy to pee while having sex simply because semen and pee comes out the same hole. I am sure I can dig up more stuff on this later. American Pol reading is kicking my ***.

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That's pretty sick.

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vicki wrote:I read a few years back that it is very unlikely for a guy to pee while having sex simply because semen and pee comes out the same hole. I am sure I can dig up more stuff on this later. American Pol reading is kicking my ***.
yes, that is correct... the shafts are diff for both...

while in midst of having sex, you cant accidently just pee instead of the other...

I was just stating that peeing while having an erriction is possible <~that's all...

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Ok whats with having to pee after you release your little guys? I don't understand that one.

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Well my theory on that one is that I've usually been going at it for quite a while, not necessarily the beaver cleaver inside her box (how rude was that?) but some sort of sexual activity leading up or in addition to the piece de resistance. Now in that say 1 or 2 hours or however long ya have before parents/roommates return, it's been time to pee but you can't pee due to your sexual excitement and likely erectlon. And physically, it shouldn't be possible to urinate while engaged in sexual activity of some sort merely because the body knows that urine is toxic and will kill the sperm if they come in contact. (or so I was told in High School Sex Ed)

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I didn't know urine killed sperm.....see this thread was useful, I just learned something.

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Yeah, so if you don't have a rubber, just pee insider her and she wont get pregnant

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ah, dearly noted

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gabossie wrote:Yeah, so if you don't have a rubber, just pee insider her and she wont get pregnant
Now this is humorous, Gman. Haha.

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Damnit woman, get off NICO and do your reading!

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I too have pondered these questions. Hmm.

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gabossie wrote:Damnit woman, get off NICO and do your reading!
But G daddios, I just finished my american pol reading... moving onto latin american politics now. Should be interesting. Chapters are titled Patterns of Race, Ethnicity, Class, and Nationalism and Role of Women.

Then I have to memorize several conversations in Japanese. Bleh.

Puters are addicting. Good thing my aim keeps crapping out otherwise i won't get crap done.

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I had this same discussion with a friend a few years ago. The conclusion was, just thinking about it was revolting (but funny!).

Worst thread ever (except for the vegetarian thread.)

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nab911 wrote:No the worse thread ever was the story of the *** shaving....
That was my thread!
rousie13 wrote:Ok whats with having to pee after you release your little guys? I don't understand that one.
Supposedly, your body takes this opportunity to flush out your system, so it makes you wanna pee afterward.


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wow. Impossible, when you get an erectlon. Your viens in your pen15 fill up wiht blood and one of the fat viens fills up and pushes against a muscle which pinches the urine pipe close and opens the semen pipe. SO it simpossible to pee into a girl unless she is holding her vagina opena nd you jsut flat out aim and piss into her cooter.

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Now THAT was a funny visual!

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GEO wrote:SO it simpossible to pee into a girl unless she is holding her vagina opena nd you jsut flat out aim and piss into her cooter.
It's not impossible though. I know I can still piss when I have a hard on, it's not particularly comfortable, but it's been done... had nothing to do with a chick though, so just shut up

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ya know, this has me thinking "Marco!" "Polo!" for some reason...


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