Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop

[drksolest]

Mötley Crüe drummer and occasionally nude PETA member Tommy Lee has issued a sternly worded letter to SeaWorld on behalf of infamous orca Tilikum (also known as the killer whale who’s been involved in the deaths of three people) arguing for Tilikum’s release into the wild. Lee’s chief complaint: that the park claims no human will have direct contact with Tilikum ever again, despite the fact that Lee just knows that the whale is SeaWorld’s “chief sperm bank,” with trainers keeping him in captivity so they can continue to extract future whales by “having someone get in the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water," which sounds extraordinarily messy.

And lest you think Lee is hypocritically accusing SeaWorld of the sort of thing that might have been a common backstage occurrence during the Welcome To The Theatre Of Pain Tour, Lee counters, “Even in my wildest days with Mötley Crüe, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted,” so there. Here’s the entire letter courtesy of TMZ, signed by Tommy Lee with a “Mötley Crüe” so you know it’s official.










http://www.avclub.com/articles/tommy-le ... nas,48809/

[Jesda]

[wingFeather]

Okay, so there is ONE job worse than mine.

[Encryptshun]

Okay, so there is ONE job worse than mine.

[Solar_Runner]

I don't understand... with treatment like that you'd think that Tilikum would love humans. Could have done without the photo.

[Eikon]

Tommy Lee is just jealous of the orca.. for a couple reasons.

[Encryptshun]

Tommy Lee is just jealous of the orca.. for a couple reasons.

One of which is that the whale doesn't got the herp.

[drksolest]

Tommy Lee is just jealous of the orca.. for a couple reasons.

One of which is that the whale doesn't got the herp.

[Dattebayo]

Holy whale pen15, Batman!

[float_6969]

Great. I have a whale pen15 pictured burned into my mind forever. Thanks.

[AZhitman]

Instead of using a cow vagina, they could use Tommy Lee's ex-wife.

Wait.

Same thing.

[ADDirishboy]

Instead of using a cow vagina, they could use Tommy Lee's ex-wife.

Wait.

Same thing.

[PEZi]

did he actually sign it that gay? like he really needed to his damn band name in there

[Encryptshun]

I don't wanna be a wet blanket here, but AV Club is part of The Onion, right? So what's the liklihood of the story being at all legit. The signature is what put it over the top for me, because Lee disconnected himself completely from the band a long time ago (recent reunion efforts not withstanding). The guy has made tons more money being a producer and solo act than he ever did playing with Crue.

[AppleBonker]

So what's the liklihood of the story being at all legit?

Um, who cares? Whale cawk!

[Encryptshun]

Well, apparently now we all know what it takes for Adam to get intrested in a thread.

[drksolest]

So what's the liklihood of the story being at all legit?

Um, who cares? Whale cawk!

[AppleBonker]

Well, apparently now we all know what it takes for Adam to get intrested in a thread.

Don't limit it to just whale