Toilet Paper

Post by **OneFastStanza** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

Alrighty I suppose I will add to this thread. Out but you have to fold up neatly cause if you just wad the stuff up you run the risk of plugging up the toilet and I would just assume avoid that cause I don't like cleaning the toilet.

Oh and for the sake of the other question, wipe up and down hehe

Post by **Rockenreno** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

plugging up the toilet? Shoot, how much paper do you use!?:D

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

You don't understand, Reno - OFS has a REALLY big a$$.

Post by **darkeagle** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

Why not put it in the trash can beside the toliet?? That way you dont have to call some plumber to unclog your toliet and you dont have to worry about it running over in the floor when you flush.

LOL

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

OK - that's NASTY.

Think I'm gonna hurl.

Post by **APEXi240** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

face out, bundle it, wipe up

if you drop the big duece you simply flush twice as to not clog it up

f*** folding it for economy...you simply steal the huge rolls from McDonalds, or school (a bunch of kids at school by me actually stole the entire assembly from the bathroom stall and have it in theirs...too funny)

Post by **Dano** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

hahaha, o man, this is hilarious, my buddy was at a concert last fri. night and he met with Catch 22(ska band) for a second time, and they got on the topic of how u wipe ure ***, thats y i added the question, the timing of that convo and this poll is just too funny.

-Dan

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I don't use TP.....I use moist wipes. You can't get a cleaner feeling.

aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

Do you get those "holesale"?

Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA:D

I kill me.:rolleyes

Post by **Anand** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

AZhitman wrote:I kill me.:rolleyes

but you are still here....?..do a better job at it next time... =) j/k

Post by **OneFastStanza** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

APEXi240 wrote:face out, bundle it, wipe up

if you drop the big duece you simply flush twice as to not clog it up

f*** folding it for economy...you simply steal the huge rolls from McDonalds, or school (a bunch of kids at school by me actually stole the entire assembly from the bathroom stall and have it in theirs...too funny)

[Tom Arnold]You give it hell there good buddy. How bout a courtesy flush over there.[/Tom Arnold]

As for the stealing from McDonalds or any other public place for that matter. Man that tp is hard as s#!t You're lucky if your a$$ isn't bleeding after using that stuff. I like the nice soft stuff.

Post by **TrueSlide** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

OMFG, this thread is CLASSIC!!!! 1 of a kind. I have been laughing like crazy since I read it. HAHAHA, this is too funny.

Post by **Rockenreno** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

gotta have the soft stuff, I live on campus right now and they give us the crappiest toilet paper. I go home and my posterier is in heaven with the soft stuff

Post by **WDRacing** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

Dude, you have no idea what bad TP is like till you join the military, why just the other day I wet sanded my car with some....

WD

Post by **themadscientist** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

I hear that! Don't forget that wetnap-sized wad they give you in an MRE, yeah right that will do the job!

Post by **nissanrose** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

LMAO!!! this is halirous!!! i never thought i would see anything like this on here!!! i don't really payattention to which way it rolls.so i couldn't tell ya.lol.

Post by **yashin** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

this has got to be the s hittiest thread ever

haha

Post by **skydragoness** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

LAME!

Out is obviously better

Post by **Dano** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

i prefer wilderness style, where u just hang the TP on a branch and sh*t in a hole in the ground

:pface

-Dan

Post by **Rockenreno** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

I tried folding the TP yesterday, just doesn't have the same effect. When you wad it it has greater surface area for when it gets messy:icesangel

I should stop before this thread gets any more disgusting...

Website · Post by **diamondj30** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

i burn it, hehe hehe huh?

Post by **themadscientist** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

man toilet paper is for settling scores not wiping your butt!

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

Rockenreno wrote:I tried folding the TP yesterday, just doesn't have the same effect.

No skillz. None whatsoever.

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

240sx2nr95 wrote:i prefer wilderness style, where u just hang the TP on a branch and sh*t in a hole in the ground :pface

-Dan

LOL - You forgot grunting real loud, then running away screeching like a baboon when you're done!

Post by **Rockenreno** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

AZhitman wrote:No skillz. None whatsoever.

That hurts man *sniff*

Post by **Dano** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:16 pm

AZhitman wrote:LOL - You forgot grunting real loud, then running away screeching like a baboon when you're done!

HAHAHA, either that or waiting about 20 minutes and realize u have poison ivy all over ure ***...

-Dan

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