Today's "Well, no s***!" Article...

[PEZi]

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010 ... /?iref=NS1

i dunno.... seems obvious to me

[Razi]

Also this just in:
Eating might lead to more eating.

[krash]

This JUST in:
Smoking crack may lead to bad decisions.

[alms24sebring]

I mean duuuuh.

Oral is almost always at the start of vagi sex. What happened to that saying 'you got to lick it before you stick it'

Oral sex = gateway sex

And half of the teens are probly lying about even touching a girl. You know that in 9th grade people would be like yeah we F'd for 7 hours before I squirted and she loved it all... Hated those douchey a**holes

[IBCoupe]

What kind of a timeline are they using for that "leads to" thing? I know this was posted in sort of jest, but really, are we saying that because you got your knob polished when you were fourteen and then actually went on to have sex three years later, one must have led to the other?

Post hoc ergo propter hoc... Being that most everybody has sex, couldn't we just say that breathing eventually leads to it? Living in a populated area leads to sex?

[PoorManQ45]

"The results of the study did not vary across any racial, ethnic or gender boundaries."

Uh huh, they didn't want to say, "Black males were more prone to getting sex soon thereafter.".

[Bubba1]

I mean duuuuh.

That was my first reaction too. Of course I had to double check that the article didn't actually come from the Onion...

[ADDirishboy]

I mean duuuuh.

That was my first reaction too. Of course I had to double check that the article didn't actually come from the Onion...

I did that too!

I mean seriously, were there people out there who didn't think that licking some snatch was gonna lead to pounding said snatch?

[Dattebayo]

I blame the pilgrims.

Also, this article clearly ignores ATM.

[ADDirishboy]

I blame Eve. That little slut.

[Jesda]

Its the best kind of gateway.

[Bubba1]

Its the best kind of gateway.

Especially if you're a "cunning linquist..."

[RCA]

Spell out the ABC's and then the abc's then your name then all backwards.

[Jesda]

Its the best kind of gateway.

Especially if you're a "cunning linquist..."

[alms24sebring]

"The results of the study did not vary across any racial, ethnic or gender boundaries."

Uh huh, they didn't want to say, "Black males were more prone to getting sex soon thereafter.".

And the ones south of the border will pop out a baby before he even finishes in her.

[Dattebayo]

Like I said, if you play your cards right, anal leads to oral. It's a vicious cycle...

[ADDirishboy]

Like I said, if you play your cards right, anal leads to oral. It's a vicious cycle...

Wait wait wait wait....

So if oral leads to vaginal, but anal leads to oral....

Then the root of all evil is anal?

Where's Lewis Black when you need him?

[PEZi]

Like I said, if you play your cards right, anal leads to oral. It's a vicious cycle...

Wait wait wait wait....

So if oral leads to vaginal, but anal leads to oral....

Then the root of all evil is anal?

Where's Lewis Black when you need him?

mind blown

[Dattebayo]

mind blown

Actually, that what all the other stuff leads too.