Today I crushed a child with my car.

Post by **Sircnay** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:40 am

Well.... his SPIRIT anyway.

So there is this guy who is bothering my girlfriend's little sister at school. He's got this crush on her (they're both in 7th grade) and she just plain doesn't like him and wants him to leave her alone. So what better way to get rid of a 7th grader who is already having short-commings of self-esteem and confidence problems? Have an older guy in a way cool car show up and drop her off making a big scene about dropping her off and driving into the sunset.

So... I took my girlfriend's little sister to school this morning (reason as to why I was up before 9am today) in the little duece and dropped her off at school. The rumbling exhaust (or lack thereof) caught the attention of many a student who were at the entrance gate (and the kid who's got this little thing for her). I pull up, get out, walk over and open the door for her. She gets out and every just kind of stares. I give her a hug pat her on the head and say goodbye, close the door and get back into the cockpit of my road rocket extreme VIIIICVICIVVIIICIIII. I rev her a little and then I make my way out of the heavy traffic.

And thus, I crushed the spirit of a little 7th grade boy. Now he will grow up completely unsure of himself and girls. I have brought peace to the world.

Post by **Axel Grungy** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:43 am

good work. just dont make a habit of dropping off little girls lol

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:45 am

Someone has watched "Stepmom" one too many times.

Would have been more believeable if you drove a Skyline.

Post by **Sircnay** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:53 am

It really did happen!!! REALLY!!

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:53 am

I agree. I also think he mighta left out the part about going to her school anyway wearing just a trenchcoat and shoes. (ahem)

Post by **Axel Grungy** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:57 am

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:03 pm

Scary that you look young enough to be competition for a 7th grader.

I'd have been mistaken for her psycho uncle from Alabama, fresh outta the pen.

Post by **hannibal** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:10 pm

its OK to drop off 7th grade girls...Just dont try to pick them up!

great sig, sircnay

Post by **Sircnay** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:13 pm

Quote »Scary that you look young enough to be competition for a 7th grader.I'd have been mistaken for her psycho uncle from Alabama, fresh outta the pen.[/quote]Don't you remember 7th grade? Back then anything with two legs and was male I saw as competition.

Post by **Drift Machine** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:38 pm

You never know he could view you as being a the supreme ideal of coolness. And will grow up and look like you and drive the same car and drop off 7th graders like you.

Post by **gabossie** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:50 pm

Great, so all he really did is breed yet another child molester

Thanks Sircnay, when I have a daughter, I'm gonna have to watch out for that kid... and probably you too

Post by **The Mic** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:01 pm

well since eveyone was staring at you guys, prob the kids asked her "hey whos that guy???" with their eyes filled with glee, and shed say "oh my sisters bf"

back to the drawing board

itd be kinda werd for me if i had to get up early and drop off my gf's much younger sibling. Kind of a waste of fuel from my perspective.

Drift Machine wrote:You never know he could view you as being a the supreme ideal of coolness. And will grow up and look like you and drive the same car and drop off 7th graders like you.

Modified by S13GUY at 4:12 PM 9/13/2004

Post by **U12 2NR** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:27 pm

you shouldda punch him in the head

Post by **NICOmom** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:34 pm

You guys laugh all you want, I thought it was very sweet.

Post by **yashin** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:43 pm

So you going to tag-team the two sisters or what??

J/k

Post by **Axel Grungy** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:50 pm

yashin wrote:So you going to tag-team the two sisters or what??

J/k

lmfao!!! wow

Post by **MainEvent212** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:51 pm

oh, and just a hint...this thread woulda been worth the bandwidth had you stayed true to the title :-\

Post by **cys19** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:20 pm

my name is christopher too

Post by **Sircnay** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:44 pm

Oh my God! I just got a compliment from Nicomom! I've officially turned into a leghumper...

Post by **Altiman94** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:19 pm

sounds like quite the little dreamt up story. We all fantasize about our gf's lil sister. Hehe

Post by **UncleBen** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:25 pm

My gf's lil sister is gonna be hot.

Err....

Bah, anyway. Very nice way of ruining someones crush or whatever. I like your style, very low key, and yet as loud as evar. Props

Post by **yashin** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:36 pm

^^^ hahah,

a friend of mine has both a hot sister and a hot mom, I can't decide which one i want to do more

i've jokingly told him that his mom is hot, I'm pretty sure he'd try to kill me if I told him I want to deflower his 16.5 year old sister

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:39 pm

high five for looking like a molester!

you gotta hold out till she's atleast 15 man...

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:44 pm

You should have patted here on the butt...

Post by **Sircnay** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:31 pm

Only team Super Rad would advise me to commit sexual crimes...

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:52 pm

Thats what we're here for: Having a good time, Checkin' out the girlies, a little racing, and Advising other people to commit sex crimes! wait wait wait scratch that one...We at Team Super Rad do not condone Sex crimes

Website · Post by **creophus** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:47 am

U12 2NR wrote:you shouldda punch him in the head

The look on the 7th graders face would have been way too priceless!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:01 am

For the record, I only condone sex crimes of love! I believe Sodomy is still illegal here....

what you really should have done was walk up to him, give him the light guy elbow thing and been all like "mmmhmmm yeah, lemme tell ya, unh!"

Post by **GlacierFreeze** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:31 am

yashin wrote:a friend of mine has both a hot sister and a hot mom, I can't decide which one i want to do more

That's sig material hahahaha.

Post by **ceniack** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:45 am

well, you know what they say, if there is grass on the field play ball, if not...flip them over and play in the mud

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