To Catch A Cheater

[dre1507]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -wife.html

According to The National Enquirer, Mr. Hansen has been allegedly caught cheating on his wife. My sister loves "To Catch A Predator", so i'm wondering how this will affect that, IF it really is true.

[Ace2cool]

...This is some pretty big news.... I'm just gonna have to sit down, right over there. No, really, I'm gonna just sit down, right over there. I'm just gonna have a seat...........

[themadscientist]

As long as he isn't banging a child I see no reason I need to be involved or care about what crevice his wang is spelunking. Some people need to invest more time in their own lives and less voyouristically intruding in others'.

[Jesda]

He's weird and sleazy. Not shocked.

[Mr1der]

probably likes little girls....

[Bubba1]

He's weird and sleazy. Not shocked.

Right, it would have been a far bigger story if the woman tooting his beef whistle was underage. She's 30.

[Jesda]

Right, it would have been a far bigger story if the woman tooting his beef whistle was underage. She's 30.

Heck, she could be 40, 50, or 20 for all I care. Chris Hansen is a douchebag and a shoddy excuse for a journalist. He makes his living preying on fear and anxiety, creating an atmosphere of hysteria that has a dramatic consequence on children: paranoid parents will hover over them and trap them indoors.

I hope his wife kicks him in the nuts and leaves him.


A post I made in 2008:

Creepy people don't live on every dark corner, nor do they ever look creepy. If someone's going to touch your kid, its probably going to be someone you know. Its probably going to be a relative. There's a much, MUCH bigger statistical chance of YOU molesting your kid than the old guy who lives next door.

The media perpetuates this idea that someone, somewhere, is hiding behind a bush waiting to pounce on your child and abduct/rape/murder them. Yes, it happens, about 100 times a year. There are 73 million children (people under 18) in the US. The odds are almost nonexistent.

Lying to kids about the real world ("OMG! EVERY GROWN-UP WANTS TO TOUCH YOU!") results in distrust and disobedience. Eventually we all become adults and realize that there is no reason to be afraid of the outside.





Chris Hansen is an irresponsible twit and a disease on America.

[dre1507]

So what about the producers of his show? I mean, often times, it's not the people themselves who are douches. they just let douches producers corrupt their souls over some money. So he could possibly be one of those cases, or basically what i call TVD (television disease).

[Jesda]

The producers, Jeff Zucker, all of them.

[audtatious]

Very few people care about touching a child, you know, there are....HEY LOOK, A PLAY GROUND

[carloslebaron]

What I wonder is that from tens or hundreds of cases presented in his show, only one predator recognized him whe he showed up in the room...what a ranking...

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I came into this thread expecting to read something about video games... possibly monopoly.

[AZhitman]

Jesda wins this thread.

Also, those shows are scripted... turn off the TV and go build something.

[Bubba1]

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A post I made in 2008:


The media perpetuates this idea that someone, somewhere, is hiding behind a bush waiting to pounce on your child and abduct/rape/murder them. Yes, it happens, about 100 times a year. There are 73 million children (people under 18) in the US. The odds are almost nonexistent.

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I think the odds of a creep trying to pounce on your daughter depends on the location. For example, I understand that Nala has attempted it at least a dozen times this past school year at just the Univeristy of Hartford with female students...

[Jesda]

I think the odds of a creep trying to pounce on your daughter depends on the location. For example, I understand that Nala has attempted it at least a dozen times this past school year at just the Univeristy of Hartford with female students...

[themadscientist]

Nala walks into the room, Chris comes out from the kitchen. Nala scrambles for the door, but it's locked. "Come, have a seat; I'd like to talk to you" Chris says. Nala cautiously approaches the stool like a frightened kitten and sits down.

"So, you're, Naladude?" Chris begins. Nala nods slowly. "So, I see here you promised to bring her some things, do you have that with you" he inquires. Nala puts a shopping bag on the table and starts to take items out of it and place them on the counter. A Digital camera, a bottle of Zima and a straw, some cough syrup, three rubber bands, a copy of Being an Online Predator For Dummies, a laptop computer already on and logged into NICO, and a spray bottle of instant detailer.

Chris seems distracted, he's straining to look out the kitchen window. "That's a sweet ride you have there. Is that a snowplow?"

[Jesda]

Holy crap