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dusred
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al9FOtZc ... re=related[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93w4Gbbr ... re=related[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M[/youtube] (isn't it terrible when the parodies have more hits than the original?)

Sorry guys. :biggrin:


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LEAVE KESHA ALONE!!!!

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I'd marry the girl in video #1 and give her the worst 30 seconds of her life.

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Why waste the goats?

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AZhitman wrote:Why waste the goats?
Rental fees add up. You can't own that stuff in an apartment.

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oh noes. from 30 seconds she will conceive 30 little jesdas. poor woman will never survive labor. such is life when jesda sets his eyes on a woman.

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dre1507 wrote:oh noes. from 30 seconds she will conceive 30 little jesdas. poor woman will never survive labor. such is life when jesda sets his eyes on a woman.
Seconded.

I imagine that any woman impregnated by Jesda would then painfully lay several million tiny eggs, guard them for a period, and then die, like an octopus.

In time, the tiny Jesdas would sprout pants and drive out of their eggs in small idiosyncratic Swedish convertibles.

If you were able to harvest one of the eggs before it matured, it would probably taste like curry.

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LOL. someone should definitely write a collection book about the things that get said about Jesda on here. i know i'd buy it.

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Jesda has nicer pants than either Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel.

And Hash, you almost lost me my job. :rotfl

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HashiriyaS14 wrote:
I imagine that any woman impregnated by Jesda would then painfully lay several million tiny eggs, guard them for a period, and then die, like an octopus.

In time, the tiny Jesdas would sprout pants and drive out of their eggs in small idiosyncratic Swedish convertibles.

If you were able to harvest one of the eggs before it matured, it would probably taste like curry.
:whistle: :inout:

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HashiriyaS14 wrote:I imagine that any woman impregnated by Jesda would then painfully lay several million tiny eggs, guard them for a period, and then die, like an octopus.

In time, the tiny Jesdas would sprout pants and drive out of their eggs in small idiosyncratic Swedish convertibles.

If you were able to harvest one of the eggs before it matured, it would probably taste like curry.
OMG :spitout: :rotfl

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you all fail.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeNg5BV0faY[/youtube]

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NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE! (Don't say I didn't warn you)
NOT WORK SAFE!
NOT WORK SAFE!(Contains naughty words)

This version got a fair bit of airplay on Australian National Radio.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4npUdfEmbQ[/youtube]

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LMAO! How did I forged that one? That one is the winner out of all of them.

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Ozzie just won the game

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I think my favorite Tik Tok is still this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA[/youtube]

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:rotfl:

"Put your hands up" :rotfl:

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ROFL pink shirt girl can sing, dayum.

also... i'd hit that.

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RobPaulson wrote:ROFL pink shirt girl can sing, dayum.

also... i'd hit that.
She makes me feel naughty.

Chastity on the outside, Sarah Silverman on the inside.


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