This is why I am the way I am...

[AZhitman]

I can't even come CLOSE to clobbering someone like this - Here's our webmaster (Brian) pwning an entire corporation:

http://authoritylabs.com/blog/target-loggly/

He's a bit of a jackass, but he's always right. Hard to argue with that.

[audtatious]

Nice

I've never had issue with Brian in our conversations. Good guy.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Target's old website sucked, too. The new one appears to have been designed from the same handbook that MS flipped through before designing Windows Phone 7. I hate this new "giant geezer phone" approach to GUI. It's not functional, it's not efficent, it's not attractive. It IS clunky, awkward, and offputting.

[frapjap]

I can't even come CLOSE to clobbering someone like this - Here's our webmaster (Brian) pwning an entire corporation:

http://authoritylabs.com/blog/target-loggly/

He's a bit of a jackass, but he's always right. Hard to argue with that.

Man... I don't know what the f*** you just said, MAN, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.

[Bmore-coupe]

Man... I don't know what the f*** you just said, MAN, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.

[Gold Digger]

Cliff notes for non-internet techy types of people?

[krimsonviper]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fxwezbLMk[/youtube]

[alms24sebring]

Cliff notes for non-internet techy types of people?

[Dattebayo]

To me, being barely able to understand it, it looks like a bunch of procedural crap that most people don't want to know about.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Cliff notes for non-internet techy types of people?

Basically, he criticized the new Target website on his blog. The post is an example of how to use a few different tools together to retrieve useful data about your website's visitors, and it showed how he used those techniques to discover that some of the website's defenders were actually involved with its design.

[Dattebayo]

some of the website's defenders were actually involved with its design.

Well duh. It's not a huge stretch of the imagination to think that would be true. But how does this relate to Greg being Greg again?

[AZhitman]

To me, being barely able to understand it, it looks like a bunch of procedural crap that most people don't want to know about.

Can't never could.

[Dattebayo]

Whatever. I'm impressed.