think i'll bologna (sp?) their cars.......

[UncleBen]

some fag BEOTHCHES from my school (pretty sure it was them) threw 2 eggs on top of my house, and one at the back of my moms car last night. so, in revenge to these basterds, i think i'll either put bologna (sp? bullony? lol) on their cars, or egg them really good. i don't care it was them or not, because i hate them already. think they own the world. stupid dum a.sses, i wish they would die. the only part i'm worried about is if they retaliate again, and do sumthin to my car. if that happens, they better be lookin out for a fist in the eye, or laundry detergent in their gas tanks. i just needed to rant. so, i guess i'm wondering what would you guys do?

[Zebrahead]

. . .

You ARE aware its Christmas, aren't you?

Save it for tommorow, dude!

Be happy!

Nick.

[UncleBen]

thats the point. its christmas, which would make it all the more better. i'm happy, trust me, just perterbed at them. they put a damper on my day, and that makes me angry :mad

[darkeagle]

If anyone EVER tries to mess with my car here at the house, they will be sorry. No one will mess with my "baby". but say someone did...I wouldnt mess with the gas tank, if they retailiate they could do that as well...I'd probably get some rotten eggs and leave it inside the car (if doors are unlock), either way I would egg it, you could throw like rotten stuff at their car so it would smell bad and stuff. If you mess with their gas tank more than likely they will mess with yours to pay you back I wouldnt do that but thats just me.

but this is what i did to my mom's friends car for halloween one night just b/c they toliet papered our house and car like years ago. I found some kind of oxy clear gel crap, non-erasol hairspray (kind thats in the bottle),lotion, toliet paper, some other **** and I gooped their car up so bad it took her like 2 hours to clean it up. I took that gel crap and poured it all over the door handles, on the windshield, took some other stuff and sprayed it all over the windows and door handles, strung toliet paper all over the car, I got it good.

I snuck back in the back door and she invited us to leave with her so I acted like nothing happen and it was big surprise when they walked out and seen her car. I couldnt help but to laugh and my mom knew what I did and said it was the neighbors. She never toliet papered our house and stuff after that.

[UncleBen]

well the s14's have a fuel door that can't be opened unless the lever from inside is pushed, which releases it. but i'm sure if they tried hard enough they could get it open. thats only a last resort for me though.

[darkeagle]

Becareful at whatever you do, it might come back on you 2x as hard. goodluck!

[chrispy]

ginco baloba berries smashed all over the handles+windshield+ hood of my friends celica. All that just because he threw a snowball at me and my friend one day.

man did his car smell ,.wheeew

[UncleBen]

ginco baloba berries.........alright. where did you get those and what all did they do? just make the car smell bad?

[darkeagle]

Hahahaha.....that would work. Make them stink bad! :evilhaha

[ninjak84]

Fight them. You call them *****es for doing it to you, then you plan on doing it to them?Make a time and place to settle it.

[chrispy]

in phila. a long time ago some mayor sorething decided , hey philadelphia needs some trees , so he had people plant these ginco trees everywhere. then he found out that they planted the male trees instead of the female( or vice versa) and that kind makes these berries that stink.

it smeels like a mixture of rotten nacho cheese , dog **** and puke . ummmmm

[theTony]

Ben just be careful. I would hate to see matters get any worls than they are already. Just think before or if you do anything.

Although, I have heard that if you pour orange juice inside a car and it gets in the carpet, it will begin to smell like puke too, but it works better in the hot hot summers.

[darkeagle]

Nothing like the smell of sour milk. You could use milk and pour it inside the car........or find something dead like a skunk and leave it in the seat or something.......boy that be a stench. :pface

[Cold_Zero]

How about this,Take a syringe and fill it full of hunting scent. Poke through the weather stripping of the car and spry the scent into the cabin of the car. Good luck getting that stink out!

[UncleBen]

ninjak, fight fire w/ fire, eye for an eye, etc etc. it is stupid to do, in which case i have never done it FIRST to anyone. but, they do it to me, i retaliate, w/ usually harsher things than what i got hit with.

[UncleBen]

oh, and thanks for all the ideas guys. i'm keeping them in mind.

[MasterMan]

brake fluid does wonders........

[AZhitman]

So does a right cross to the jaw, followed by repeated stomping of the victim's genitalia.

[UncleBen]

austin power comes to mind, right after felicity shagwell kicks fat basterd in the pills. you don't ever give someone a shot to the pills, even if they are a fat basterd. but, these guys aren't fat basturds. they are thin, cause they smoke themselves to nothing. i'll kick them in the genitalia all day long.