things like this make me want to eradicate the human race

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themadscientist
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or at least anyone who thinks this is a viable alternative to a turbo. Bubb Rubb where are you when we need you?http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...&rd=1


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That's ****ing hilarious, IMO. This is the best part:

"These units have been known to shoot out under hard acceleration so be sure to check the whistler portion every few days and re-thread lock if necessary."

I'd be pretty pissed if I was driving behind some *** licker in a Civic with an unpainted body kit, cut springs when one of those damn turbo sound things shoots out of the exhaust pipe and bounces off the front of my car.

I don't even know what to call that thing. Is it a back pressurizer 2000? Turbo-o-matic?

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themadscientist
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gay?

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ghey

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Welcome to 2002

If you'd like to work on a plan to irradicate the species though, I'm sure we could collaborate.

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Do they have one that also has the neon ring that lights up when I apply my brakes?

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I am going to buy one for my S2000 oh wait i already have a supercharger.

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i wanna get one for my 240...wouldnt that be funny

as i'm driving around

ricer 1: HA! it's just a whistle tip!!!ricer 2: lets smoke him!*i gun it*whistle tip falls outricer 1: wait...it fell out, why is it still making that sound?ricer 2: uh oh...

or i wont waste my time and money

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"Why spend thousands of dollars on a turbo system if you just want the awesome sound?"

"This whistler is a lot of fun, and if you get tired of it (or install a real turbo), just take it off (or leave it on for double the effect)! At this price...why not?"

"Taken off easily if you want to share it with a friend."

WTF

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Dam. It though that ment I was turbo because of that sound. I thought my car didn't seem any faster after I installed it. I guess I'm not KA-T after all.
Modified by 574-240sx at 3:14 AM 1/9/2005

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MainEvent212 wrote:i wanna get one for my 240...wouldnt that be funny

as i'm driving around

ricer 1: HA! it's just a whistle tip!!!ricer 2: lets smoke him!*i gun it*whistle tip falls outricer 1: wait...it fell out, why is it still making that sound?ricer 2: uh oh...

or i wont waste my time and money
"This whistler is a lot of fun, and if you get tired of it (or install a real turbo), just take it off (or leave it on for double the effect)! At this price...why not?"

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I am buying one of those and putting it on my mom's Buick Park Ave. Oh the irony. I think this gizmo falls under the category, I dont need my car to sound fast. it is fast. sheesh.

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You know, just to be funny I should put one on my Metro. But then again, I dont think it has enough exhaust pressure to make it whistle.

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I was going to put one on my freind's car and see how long it would take him to find the source of the stupid noise. I was also contemplating putting a neaon kit onder his car and wiring it to the brake lights so it only came on when he hit the brakes. He would be riced for weeks without realizing it!

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Red coupe
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I dont know what your all making fun of cant your read.... The last batch ran out in 3 days. I just ordered 9...will post pics and sound clips when they arrive


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