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Fart
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Yep. "Fart" is the Swedish word for "speed." Therefore, I fart in my Saab, in both the English and Swedish translations.


Language is a funny thing. cool starry bra

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Well done good sir, well done.
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I also like UPPATTJACK. Imagine yelling "HURRY UP!" at someone but instead saying "UPPATTJACK!"
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Someone must be reading his owner's manual.
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"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
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Jesda wrote:"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
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Jesda wrote:"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
For me to maintain a constant rate of fart, instead of a cruise control stalk, I'd prefer to modulate with an imaginary train whistle... :chuckle:

Great find, Jesda. I'm looking forward to truthfully telling a passenger to prepare for warp drive by lifting a butt cheek and letting one rip. Life is good. :dblthumb:
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Jesda wrote:"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
Damn it, I nearly spat out my breakfast.
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Bubba1 wrote:
Jesda wrote:"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
For me to maintain a constant rate of fart, instead of a cruise control stalk, I'd prefer to modulate with an imaginary train whistle... :chuckle:

Great find, Jesda. I'm looking forward to truthfully telling a passenger to prepare for warp drive by lifting a butt cheek and letting one rip. Life is good. :dblthumb:
EPIC WIN if you can find the Swedish DVD cover of this:

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You just blew my mind.
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Speed bump. Bonus for the image looking more like boobies than a speed bump...
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tigersharkdude wrote:Image
winner.. :bowrofl:
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GET READY FOR FLUSH HOUR
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Jesda wrote:GET READY FOR FLUSH HOUR
:chuckle: Nice. It does make sense considering speed is a "gas" to do.
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Jesda wrote:

Language is a funny thing. cool starry bra
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PEZi720 wrote:
Jesda wrote:

Language is a funny thing. cool starry bra
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First time you've seen a bra? My first time, I had the same reaction. It'll be ok.
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93coupe wrote:First time you've seen a bra? My first time, I had the same reaction. It'll be ok.
cool starry bra
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shop out reeves and put a pic of jesda there
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http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fb ... d=66900850
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:bowrofl:

If I was any good at PS I'd replace the burning bus with a Saab.
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infiniti_lineup wrote:
tigersharkdude wrote:shop out reeves and put a pic of jesda there
I don't have a picture of him. :frown:
Look under his name. :slap:

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Jesda wrote:"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
thats the best thing ive heard all day. and its the end of the day lol
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This was from my trip to stockholm this summer.

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Looks like a butt crack.
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Jesda wrote:"To maintain a constant rate of fart, use the cruise control switch on the stalk to the left of the steering wheel."
Jesda wrote:GET READY FOR FLUSH HOUR
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl


You sir have earned 8,000 internets

infiniti_lineup wrote:Can your local Photoshop pro join the party? :lolling:
http://imgur.com/m7l9e.png
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8,999 INTERNETS!

Imagine you score if you shop a Saab and Jesda's face in there...
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