The Sensitive Man

[telcoman]

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place,

and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is

completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in thebedroom,

with hundreds and hundreds of cute,

cuddly teddy bears carefully placedin rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had takenquite some time to lovingly arrange them

and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,

medium-sized bears covering thelength of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way across the top shelfShe found it strange for anobviously masculine guy

to have such a large collection ofTeddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,

after awhile, she find s herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom

where they rip off each other'sclothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than shehas ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Telcoman

[SVTCOBRA]

Nice!!

[ldstang50]

hahah classic

[awdjdmtalon]

Liam. Why does that sound like something you would do?

[zozoka1212]

zozo

[Beancooker]

[Jacko3]

Telcoman:

I just about fell on the floor and laughed my a$$ off.

Amazing how many women want a sensitive man and use such whimsical thought and basis in choosing a life partner. Men are not generally sensitive: they are hunters. A hunter can't be worrying and sensitizing abouts its prey (the lady). All he wants is to nail some bush meat.

[marlin29311]

[kmckis1029]

yep a hunter... he Camouflaged his enviroment... she fell into his trap...

i was thinking that he was in his daughter's room... and he was married or something...

i guess it wasnt good enugh for a Big top shelf bear...

[ldstang50]

Liam. Why does that sound like something you would do?

Because you know I've done itOne word or name...... Dawn

[snwbrdr435]

Awesome

[Ar878]

lmao! totally unexpected punchline

A hunter can't be worrying and sensitizing abouts its prey (the lady). All he wants is to nail some bush meat.

ROFL, so much win in this quote!

[awdjdmtalon]

Because you know I've done itOne word or name...... Dawn

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I remember her. Yea she was dumb, but had HUGE BOOBIES!!!!