the rapture happened

[naladude911]

ARKANSAS CITY (AP) — A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car’s sunroof during an incident best described as “a mistaken rapture” by dozens of eyewitnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

“She started screaming “He’s back, He’s back” and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car,” said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

“I was slowing down but she wouldn’t wait till I stopped,” Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky,” he went on to say. “This is the strangest thing I’ve seen since I’ve been on the force,” said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who’s been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said “Come back here,” just as the Williams’ car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied “This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen.”

[Encryptshun]

http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp

[Dittoz7]

[hitbychance]

http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp

owned

[alms24sebring]

AHHH! must....hold back.... from bashing.... religion....

ah ok, Im good now

[sbird1]

Phail

[krimsonviper]

j00 l053 y37 ag41n F41l4!

[Bubba1]

Wow, you're as gullible as you are creepy, Nala. So to sum it up in pictures for you:

[alms24sebring]

^^ Que?

^ dam thats a big titty in blue

[numbnuts240]

^^ Que?

"you lose, yet again, failer"

learn to 1337, son.

as fake as it is, it was a pretty funny story.

[RobPaulson]

as fake as it is, it was a pretty funny story.

+1

PS, i miss your face, brown clown.

[numbnuts240]

i miss your hippie musk?

[alms24sebring]

learn to 1337, son.

...Que?

[krimsonviper]

learn to 1337, son.

...Que?

Que'st ca c'est?

[asoomal]

^^ Fail...

[Bubba1]

^^ Que?

"you lose, yet again, failer"

learn to 1337, son.

as fake as it is, it was a pretty funny story.

It was amusing the first time I heard it years ago, but it's a bit far fetched. For example, do you think Nala would use helium instead of air to inflate his "blow up girlfriends?" He already has enough trouble trying to keep his sexual targets from escaping.

[themadscientist]

Nala, when you were born, were there coat hanger gouges on your head?

[Repo Man]

OMG...

[Rev_D21]

The lady must not have gotten the memo that the rapture has been rescheduled to October most likely because most caterers needed a more definitive scheduling time after not finding 'Rapture' on any Barnes and Nobel calendars and 'after the s*** goes down' was not accurate enough.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2 ... ober_n.htm

[Ace2cool]

I'm just gonna throw this out here.....

Shut up Nala.

[sbird1]

Nala, when you were born, were there coat hanger gouges on your head?

[samxini]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

[sbird1]

Oh, sweet Jebus! Video was like Final Destination.

[krimsonviper]

^^ Fail...

Probably.

[ADDirishboy]

I feel this is appropriate for this thread....



Suck it, Jesus.

[themadscientist]

thou sayest "OOOH YEAH!"

[Acecool]

I wonder if the guy that claimed the rapture was going to happen will face criminal charges for attempting to incite a world-wide frenzy..?..

[themadscientist]

Sentence him to the worst punishment imaginable, ignore him.

[Jesda]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PET5rdzeKxU[/youtube]

[alms24sebring]

I wonder if the guy that claimed the rapture was going to happen will face criminal charges for attempting to incite a world-wide frenzy..?..

I agree. He is the next Hitler in my eyes.