The Nissan Teatro for Dayz Concept

[RicerX]

So guys. Check this thing out. Nissan has done it again.



That whole interior - wherever you see color... those are LCD screens. You can change them to whatever picture you want.

This car has but one destiny should it ever be produced. That destiny is for it be parked unlocked at some fraternity party for a couple hours. Someone will inevitably pilfer that interior "wallpaper" with pictures of d!cks. At that point in time, someone should take said violated vehicle and drive it straight to the front lawn of Nissan HQ and sit back while executives at Nissan are made aware of the fruits of their innovation. Their legacy could be a d!ckmobile!

But seriously... what in the entire f*** is going on in Japan? I completely expect the next Z to be a crossover inspired by a millennial fascination with tentacle p0rn at this point.

[Bubba1]

Aside from the obvious lack of support and comfort, I can't imagine anyone would want to put a picture of someone/something they like there, only to have every occupant fart repeatedly on it. I actually find it unsurprising coming from a company sold the Murano cross cabriolet.

[sx moneypit]

So guys. Check this thing out. Nissan has done it again.



That whole interior - wherever you see color... those are LCD screens. You can change them to whatever picture you want.

This car has but one destiny should it ever be produced. That destiny is for it be parked unlocked at some fraternity party for a couple hours. Someone will inevitably pilfer that interior "wallpaper" with pictures of d!cks. At that point in time, someone should take said violated vehicle and drive it straight to the front lawn of Nissan HQ and sit back while executives at Nissan are made aware of the fruits of their innovation. Their legacy could be a d!ckmobile!

But seriously... what in the entire f*** is going on in Japan? I completely expect the next Z to be a crossover inspired by a millennial fascination with tentacle p0rn at this point.

[float_6969]

I have two words for this. Functionally Retarded. But only barely.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

1- why would anyone dream this crap up?!
2- why would Nissan think this was a good idea and move forward with a model/rendering of it?!
3- once they saw how horribly dumb it was, why would they let this thing out into the light of day?

[float_6969]

This might help to answer those questions

[PapaSmurf2k3]

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