The Funniest S*** Ever

[nissangirl74]

Do not read while drinking Pepsi...or beer. It burns when it exits your head through your nose.

http://www.epiclol.com/one-of-the-funni ... read-epic/

[alms24sebring]

That was pretty dam funny. He said reading a book with sunglasses under a blanket LOL! And picked up a stick but it turned out to be another snake. omg, I died.

Seriously though, I HATE when people have some brightass lights coming through my window. I want to put tape over those motion sensors for the auto spotlights too. They're meaningless.

[DJ_B_Easy]

"Our primary language is screaming"...

[Heavy]

"what if i need to borrow your lawn mower? I can't invite people over for a barbecue and expect them to stand in long grass. Someone might be bitten by a snake. It's a safety issue."

[sx moneypit]

That was great Becky , it got my morning started out on a great note!

[Bubba1]

Great find. I was chuckling all the way thru.

[300ZXttZMAN]

That was pretty dam funny. He said reading a book with sunglasses under a blanket LOL! And picked up a stick but it turned out to be another snake. omg, I died.

THIS!

HAHAH

LOL @ the part when he starts talking about carrying things.

[numbnuts240]

entertaining, although i highly doubt this actually happened.

[BusyBadger]

I have a bright light that comes in my window when I'm trying to sleep, it's called the sun.

Mr. Down Under needs to pull up his panties and get some blackout curtains and quit his crying. Spotlight guy ought to introduce the whiner to some Sepeltura at 3AM with the help of a hypersonic speaker.

[NolimitZ32]

This is comedy GOLD

[hannibal]

That was AWESOME!

[bundy26]

[themadscientist]

Normally that guy cracks me up, but he repeatedly trespassed on the person's property. I remain unamused. That's grounds for a beatdown. He's pretty good at this game, but if he was my neighbor he would not win. Things would start to happen like gelatin somehow getting into his gas tank and a bunch of wildflowers sprouting on his lawn that spell out "f*** you" perfectly almost like someone sprinkled the seeds very carefully. If he decides he wants to take it to the next level I think next his dog dies. Be careful in the states guy. This ain't Australia.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Great, I just spent 4 f*** hours reading his website...my cheeks hurt.

[MinisterofDOOM]

"If you put 50 people with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging."



Also...
"Probably fusion" is my new answer to EVERY QUESTION.

[VQpwrdSE-R]

OMG. My wife and I died laughing.. Mainly because we have the same problem with our neighbors floodlights. We bought the thick wood plantation blinds to block the light however it continues to blast through. I have thought about shooting it out with the BB gun multiple times.

[Mr1der]

f*** off back to Austria....

is that a Hitler joke or his neighbor Lloyd Christmas?

[snwbrdr435]

Normally that guy cracks me up, but he repeatedly trespassed on the person's property. I remain unamused. That's grounds for a beatdown. He's pretty good at this game, but if he was my neighbor he would not win. Things would start to happen like gelatin somehow getting into his gas tank and a bunch of wildflowers sprouting on his lawn that spell out "f*** you" perfectly almost like someone sprinkled the seeds very carefully. If he decides he wants to take it to the next level I think next his dog dies. Be careful in the states guy. This ain't Australia.

I was thinking more along the lines of just booby trapping the flood light.

[skydragoness]

"If you put 50 people with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging."



Also...
"Probably fusion" is my new answer to EVERY QUESTION.

The latter had me chuckling.


I doubt this is real but I'll ask anyway: why isn't the floodlight on a motion sensor? Doesn't make sense to have it on all night and I bet it's illuminating the whole street.
Nothing makes me more cranky than a light on in the room/or coming through the window when I'm trying to sleep (when it's dark outside that is).

[themadscientist]

I was thinking more along the lines of just booby trapping the flood light.

Tru dat, wire it so the housing is electrically hot. If he sues me I will pay him with a picture of a seven-legged spider.

[alms24sebring]

^Epic, epic story that I could never find again. One of my personal favorites.