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Mon May 31, 2004 5:07 am
Meh... Another overblown post-apocalyptic "epic" chock-full with superfluous special effects and your typical disaster-flick cliches, after watching this movie I'm DYING to have my $9.50 and two hours back. Just when you thought he couldn't do any worse than Independence Day (which was half-way decent) and the laughably-bad Godzilla movie, Roland Emmerich - quite possibly the biggest, most shameless hack in Hollywood - brings us The Day After Tomorrow - likely the worst movie in his dreadful career.
The great special effects doesn't save this film from the litany of plot-holes, awkward moments and a glacially-slow storyline that bored me to tears. The acting talents of Quaid, Holm and Jake Gyllenhaal were completely wasted doing one of three things a) reading cheesy one-liners b) staring psychotically bug-eyed into the camera c) shivering seizurously or d) any combination of the above. Though for the most part the special effects were great eye candy, I really had a bone to pick with horrendous cgi wolves that looked like they crawl out of a 32-bit Tomb Raider game...
However, I'll at least give them props for a making a movie with an environmentally-conscious maxim. Other than that, avoid this movie like the plague because at $9.50 a pop, this is some mighty, mighty pricey cheese....