The Battle for the 240sx (a story of victory for all you who need a pick-me-up)

[treken2t87]

Where do I start??

[will_vicious]

It's not an asscrack, it's a coin slot.

LOL Yeah, it's where I hid my He-Man action figures and heat up my waffles.

[will_vicious]

Where do I start??

By training an army of pink-dyed killer attack monkeys to be suicide bombers. Oh, they'd just have to re-release Footloose for you then!

[will_vicious]

The following people hath receiveth poon-trophies today (I was able to actually send 4 this time, my phone memory's good since I upped the storage space.)

[email protected] [email protected]@[email protected]@hotmail.com [email protected]@[email protected]@Yahoo.com

And, as a reminder, my net won't be on until AT&T manages to get their slow asses out to the house and turn that s*** on. So the only way I can currently check y-mail is through my phone. So if ya get a shortass response, that's why lol. I would, however, prefer you reply in the forum instead of y-mail. I hate checkin that s*** on my phone lol and I lost the stylus, so the touchscreen's hard to get on those little a** net buttons. Dunno when I'll get my lazy a** up and fix that, but there ya go.

Merry b****mas.

[mattblancarte]

I understand where yer coming from, but re-read what she said... it wasn't just a dropped opinion, man. If someone throws a mound of dog poo my way, i don't look to see if it's especially stank, know what I mean lol? Point still stands to fact, she could have just as easily chosen to leave the extra 'subtle' jabs out, especially if she's the type to get all flustered when someone throws it back. Between the two of us, I'm just funnier- not more or less mean.Not only that, but she shows an extreme aptitude for extrapolation; as several folks pointed out on AIM, it seems like she's just pissy over a breakup or some s*** and didn't even read half of the story.

I appreciate the peacekeeping, and usually I go along with it, but I'm like a stopped up toilet, I ain't takin' no s***. Seriously, go back and re-read that first post and think how you'd take that if you're making a post to make someone's day better and some fatass goes all estro-crazed for no reason. AIM me if ya want.

Dude, I'm just gonna be honest with you. Albeit you did get your car in the end, it sounds like a story that I would expect to hear from a 16 year old buying their first car and screwing it up every step of the way.

It's still a $2200 car, which by no means is that cool. Let us know when you start spending real dough and making smart deals.

There's no way you can legitimately afford to do an RB swap if $2200 spawned this whole episode.

You LOVE the drama, that is apparent. I'm not down with making enemies on the forums, but damn, you're just spewing garbage and setting a ridiculous example for people.

/endopinion

[will_vicious]

Dude, I'm just gonna be honest with you. Albeit you did get your car in the end, it sounds like a story that I would expect to hear from a 16 year old buying their first car and screwing it up every step of the way.

It's still a $2200 car, which by no means is that cool. Let us know when you start spending real dough and making smart deals.

There's no way you can legitimately afford to do an RB swap if $2200 spawned this whole episode.

You LOVE the drama, that is apparent. I'm not down with making enemies on the forums, but damn, you're just spewing garbage and setting a ridiculous example for people.

/endopinion

And you love weiners with mustard. Get actual, kiddo. This happened before I finished school or got an actual job. Before I (as I previously stated, which I guess you skipped over) bought a house, other cars, etc. Just chillax and go back to getting beat up by your sister.

/endurfacelol

[mattblancarte]

And you love weiners with mustard.Get actual, kiddo. This happened before I finished school or got an actual job. Before I (as I previously stated, which I guess you skipped over) bought a house, other cars, etc. Just chillax and go back to getting beat up by your sister.

/endurfacelol

It's all good, man, you don't have to lie to make friends. Kiddo? Dude, I did get "actual" with it, and you ended up calling me a "meany who gets beat up by his nonexistent sister." I laugh in your general direction.

[will_vicious]

It's all good, man, you don't have to lie to make friends. Kiddo? Dude, I did get "actual" with it, and you ended up calling me a "meany who gets beat up by his nonexistent sister." I laugh in your general direction.

Sorry champ, but when you own your own house at 25, then you can talk about *real dough* as you put it. You can probably barely afford to super-size a bacon cheeseburger, let alone get a bank to back you on a house. I can scan my mortgage, sh1t's not up for debate, cheif lol. What can you scan? Your co-signed car? Mysterious no pics of the RB swap going on there... like you said though, you don't have to lie to make friends, right? lolSorry to get your face denied all bad-like, just giving you a dose of reality. Gotta love fishing on the internet, huh chief? Never know what you're gunna reel back in. Good look with that engine though lol, maybe one day... maybe one day...

/stopyourcryinglol

[ilovesideways]

doesn't matt like own a super nice rb26 s13 coupe with a silvia front, own his own business and own a like an 05 caddy cts? Try again bub....

[will_vicious]

doesn't matt like own a super nice rb26 s13 coupe with a silvia front, own his own business and own a like an 05 caddy cts? Try again bub....

Wow... some people man...No loyalty in the world anymore! You see 'em, crying for pictures of a** because they don't ever get any on their own accord... so, ya feel obligated to help a bit...and BLAM!He's trading off for weiner he cant' even have because it's states away...

Tried again.

[turbo2nr]

cliffnotes please

[ilovesideways]

yeah....just because someone wants to see pics doesn't mean they can't get on their own accord...they just want see pics lol. Try again?

[will_vicious]

yeah....just because someone wants to see pics doesn't mean they can't get on their own accord...they just want see pics lol. Try again?

Hey now, I saw your thumbnail pic... fatties/chicks who look like they should be on 'The View' don't count... C'mon now, man.

[mattblancarte]

Nope, don't own a house. Why? Not my cup of tea, and I don't see them as good investments. I'd be happy to let my d!ck swing, though. Had you spent, oh, two seconds on google you can look me up and find out exactly who I am. Not to mention on the forums, here.

Wanna hear a cool story of someone who got a good deal and had "victory?" I bought my 240 for $13,600 when it has way more than $50k in mods (labor+parts). It has been in magazines, and I have a full track record of who owned it, and the shops who have worked on it.

It's all good, though. I'm sure your 240 is awesome and what not.

You're right. My cars are co-signed (the two luxury cars). What I did was lease them through my business, then co-sign them personally (making me the guarantor). What that allows me to do is write down the miles that I drive them. Make sense?

**Sorry to everyone. I'm normally not a jerk like this, nor do I like to play "who's the bigger baller," but this guy got me fired up.**

Enjoy pics of my vehicles (2008 Cadillac CTS, 2005 Mercedes CL55 which I haven't shown on these forums, and my 240:

[mattblancarte]

Oh yeah, here is the 26:

[will_vicious]

Nope, don't own a house. Why? Not my cup of tea, and I don't see them as good investments. I'd be happy to let my d!ck swing, though. Had you spent, oh, two seconds on google you can look me up and find out exactly who I am. Not to mention on the forums, here.

Wanna hear a cool story of someone who got a good deal and had "victory?" I bought my 240 for $13,600 when it has way more than $50k in mods (labor+parts). It has been in magazines, and I have a full track record of who owned it, and the shops who have worked on it.

It's all good, though. I'm sure your 240 is awesome and what not.

You're right. My cars are co-signed (the two luxury cars). What I did was lease them through my business, then co-sign them personally (making me the guarantor). What that allows me to do is write down the miles that I drive them. Make sense?

**Sorry to everyone. I'm normally not a jerk like this, nor do I like to play "who's the bigger baller," but this guy got me fired up.**

Enjoy pics of my vehicles (2008 Cadillac CTS, 2005 Mercedes CL55 which I haven't shown on these forums, and my 240:

Damn... those almost add up to my house sticker price. That's really neat! So, assuming I had 2 Kia (insert Kia's lowest package deal here) cars, that'd still mean I'm worth more?

lol

That's really cool though, maybe that CTS (if it's yours for real lol) can keep you warm at night. I bet, between the two of us in this case, that my gas bill's cheaper (excuse the pun) LOL.

And in terms of googling names? LOL Damn, dude... just damn. Impressive that you *might* own your own biz and probably make about as much as an intern here at Westwood. And you're pissing time with 'profitable time'. Nice.

Excellent investment, champ. lol NT. Keep up the advertisment lol maybe you'll get more folks to sign hahahaha

[ilovesideways]

Hey now, I saw your thumbnail pic... fatties/chicks who look like they should be on 'The View' don't count... C'mon now, man.

Are you some kind of freak that likes 105 lb girls lol? She's 5' 7" and weighs 134lbs....if that's fat then skinny must be anorexic ugly chicks? lol...try one more time? You must have something valid up your sleeve...and the chick in those pics you sent out was not skinny by any means and sounds like a decent person being she got the car for you....

[will_vicious]

Are you some kind of freak that likes 105 lb girls lol? She's 5' 7" and weighs 134lbs....if that's fat then skinny must be anorexic ugly chicks? lol...try one more time? You must have something valid up your sleeve...and the chick in those pics you sent out was not skinny by any means and sounds like a decent person being she got the car for you....

You know her exact weight, down to the difference between lbs; not just a 'round to the nearest 5'?

You know somethin', they say, people use inane specifics when they're lying about something, usually their fat b****es. lol YOU try again, we can all see her face dude, she's pudgy as f***. And I take it you liked what you saw from the pictures you asked for, you need a hookup too? LOLI'm sure she'd looooove someone as Captain Save-A-Hoe as you

[ilovesideways]

Yes I know her exact weight, she's been sick the past couple of days so I took her to the doctor yesterday morning and they did the first thing they always do, they weigh the person before going into the examination room. She has the flu fyi..the picture is distorted from shrinking it, give me a second and I will post more pics for you to look at.

[Ramonesfreak2010]

[email protected]

[mattblancarte]

Damn... those almost add up to my house sticker price. That's really neat! So, assuming I had 2 Kia (insert Kia's lowest package deal here) cars, that'd still mean I'm worth more?

lol

That's really cool though, maybe that CTS (if it's yours for real lol) can keep you warm at night. I bet, between the two of us in this case, that my gas bill's cheaper (excuse the pun) LOL.

And in terms of googling names? LOL Damn, dude... just damn. Impressive that you *might* own your own biz and probably make about as much as an intern here at Westwood. And you're pissing time with 'profitable time'. Nice.

Excellent investment, champ. lol NT. Keep up the advertisment lol maybe you'll get more folks to sign hahahaha

Did you just diss yourself by saying that my cars are worth as much or more than your house? That's cool and all that you have a mortgage out on a house. I hope you can weather the economic storm better than most, and that your house retains value.

The CTS is nice. I aside from the fact that the benz is like a cigarette boat when you hit the throttle, the amenities of the Cadillac are incredible for the price. I wouldn't doubt that your gas bill is cheaper. You know what they say, "you gotta pay to play." Hell, my 240 only gets 100 octane which is absurdly expensive at $8/gallon.

You can come out and see my 240 at the track days this weekend at Phoenix International Raceway if you think I'm fibbing. I can assure you that I am not, though.

It's all good. I'm not gonna continue the argument, being as you clearly came out on top. Thanks for the entertainment.

[will_vicious]

Yes I know her exact weight, she's been sick the past couple of days so I took her to the doctor yesterday morning and they did the first thing they always do, they weigh the person before going into the examination room. She has the flu fyi..the picture is distorted from shrinking it, give me a second and I will post more pics for you to look at.

No, it's ok... no need to advertise yer hoe. If you got one, you got one- even if she's a scruff.

Now, back to the point; see, you said you got this hoe right close and all... why go grasping at the wang of another? Not to mention, one who mentions 'intelligent biz deals' yet lives at homes with his parents at the age of 23? Blogs about having a 'limited influence' to reach his 'would-be client gap'?

Let's say that 240 IS his. Where's a title? And if that house isn't HIS, then wouldn't it be likely that they belong to someone in that house? Maybe...and I'm just reaching here... his PARENTS?

Clean that Muratic acid you call earwax outta your canals, champ and *think*. Don't go swinging from anybody's weewee just because you think it's pretty. Save it next time, not the hoes.

[ilovesideways]

valentines day

[nothing]

I don't know about everyone else but I'm starting to really dislike this will_vicious. He is dissing way to many people for very small reasons. I know some people on here can get pretty wise. Some people such as Brian Hearte or whatever. But nothing like this. BH usually offers good information, points people in the right direction or at least gives an honest opinion about a car related topic. This whole thread has nothing positive to offer this web site besides bashing and vagina. One thing we can do without and the other is easily attainable.

I don't know if this is possible but I'd like to call out a BAN.

[will_vicious]

No, it's ok... no need to advertise yer hoe. If you got one, you got one- even if she's a scruff.

Now, back to the point; see, you said you got this hoe right close and all... why go grasping at the wang of another? Not to mention, one who mentions 'intelligent biz deals' yet lives at homes with his parents at the age of 23? Blogs about having a 'limited influence' to reach his 'would-be client gap'?

Let's say that 240 IS his. Where's a title? And if that house isn't HIS, then wouldn't it be likely that they belong to someone in that house? Maybe...and I'm just reaching here... his PARENTS?

Clean that Muratic acid you call earwax outta your canals, champ and *think*. Don't go swinging from anybody's weewee just because you think it's pretty. Save it next time, not the hoes.

If you're out doing it, where are your pictures of YOU *clearly* driving out there?Which one of your parents owns that house where their cars (and possibly ONE of yours) is sitting? LOL

You talk about smart money choices? Kid (and now, that word sure as hell can come out hahahaha), you live at HOME and you're 23. 23 years of age and you still don't live 60 feet away from your parents. Your 'business' is a joke (I did look it up, nice seminars AHAHAHHAA) and your *cars* (which, probably aren't yours anyways seeing as you're full of bullsh1t regarding the remedials) would be easily attainable if you could hold a job at Mickey D's and save up while mommy paid for everything else. A shame they're probably not yours, however; and you're lying to make yourself feel better.

If they're yours, how hard would it be to take a pic with you holding a title? LOL. I can do it, takes two seconds and I can do it while still working. Where are your pheonix raceway pics? You wanna know a really good way to prove it's you (which you won't/can't do lol) is to take a pic with a NICO sign and your S/N on it.

Bull S H I T lol, that's why.

Learn to read tho, chief LOL.

[will_vicious]

valentines day

She's not AS fat as I thought. But still... dude...Not fooling anybody LOL.

I'm out, kids, make you cry tomorrow hahaha

[Jersey_Drifter]

God Damn I wouldnt wanna get on your bad side. Creative [email protected] BTW LOL

[kick_it_sideways]

Time to destroy this thread. OP is getting retarded and others are getting riled up. I think I'm doing everyone here a favor.

Commence fail

Let's start off with this one

[mattblancarte]

If you're out doing it, where are your pictures of YOU *clearly* driving out there?Which one of your parents owns that house where their cars (and possibly ONE of yours) is sitting? LOL

You talk about smart money choices? Kid (and now, that word sure as hell can come out hahahaha), you live at HOME and you're 23. 23 years of age and you still don't live 60 feet away from your parents. Your 'business' is a joke (I did look it up, nice seminars AHAHAHHAA) and your *cars* (which, probably aren't yours anyways seeing as you're full of bullsh1t regarding the remedials) would be easily attainable if you could hold a job at Mickey D's and save up while mommy paid for everything else. A shame they're probably not yours, however; and you're lying to make yourself feel better.

If they're yours, how hard would it be to take a pic with you holding a title? LOL. I can do it, takes two seconds and I can do it while still working. Where are your pheonix raceway pics? You wanna know a really good way to prove it's you (which you won't/can't do lol) is to take a pic with a NICO sign and your S/N on it.

Bull S H I T lol, that's why.

Learn to read tho, chief LOL.

*sigh* dude, you're right. I'm full of it. Hell, none of this s*** is mine. I didn't work for any of it. My parents, too, they gave it all to me. My business is crap, and I'm not who I say I am. I live with my parents, too, in Fox Island, Washington. Wait... no that couldn't be possible because I live in North Scottsdale, AZ.

If you think I'm gonna take time to get my titles, photoshop them to blur out all non-relevant info, then post them up online for everyone, you're nuts. I personally don't care if you believe it or not, I just wanted to put YOU and all of your wonderful wisdom that you've provided into perspective.

You're a baller, though, with the house and all, so by all means post pics of yourself and what your all about. For all we know, your car is non-existent. You can check out more pics of me that are already online at my flickr account. Check those pics against my twitter pic, or my pic on my business' website, or the many other places.

By the way, do you mind if I ask what you do for a living?

http://twitter.com/mattblancarte

http://www.uniqueblogdesigns.com/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27913012@N05/

[ilovesideways]

Well according to his profile pic he has hair like Yanni and on his myspace page it says "This profile is private" but it has adds for people with similar interest on myspace and they are all gay guys...

According to his NICO profile he is a "Graphic Artist/IT Tech/Private GJJ Instructor" Breaking that down into everyday realistic english he does graffiti on the sides of buildings, he has his own blog that he post in everyday and he likes men's private parts. Part of his graffiti is writing his name on girls bodies and posting it on the internet.