The Bastard Quiz, Part 2

[90Q45blue]

26. Do you harm helpless animals for no reason?Yes, burning ants is a cheap yet fun way to entertain myself.No, I don’t hurt any of God’s creations.

27. Have you ever looked at internet pornography?Yes, and thank God for my one-eyed, bald-headed pocket mouse.No, viewing others as objects makes me feel guilty.

28. Have you ever slapped your parents?Yes, but mom was getting on my nerves.No, my parents beat ME up.

29. Do you have more friends than enemies?Yes, they’re just mad cuz I get all the play.No, I’m too nice to be mean to anyone.

30. Do you say the word F U C K at least 5 times a day?Yes, and I’m sick of this f***in quiz.No, my mommy washes my mouth out with soap every day.

31. Do you ever tell sexual lies to your boy/girlfriend?Yes, but only to make me sound like Superman (except the faster than a speeding bullet part).No, I’m saving myself for marriage and honesty is the best policy.

32. Have you ever gotten on someone you just met?Yes, but he said he loved me.No, I don’t meet people. I hate my life.

33. Have you ever refused to give a poor person money?Yes, he would’ve just bought booze with it anyway.No, everyone deserves charity and a second chance.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?Yes, what do you think I loved the *****.No, I am true to the one I love.

35. Have you ever turned someone down for a date because they were ugly?Yes, I shouldn’t have to suffer through years of anguish like they have.No, everyone deserves a chance because they are all children of God.

36. Have you ever lied to someone?No…Yes.No, I never do anything wrong….whoops.

37. Do you think you are better looking than most of your friends?Yes, I get all the action.No, I’m ugly.

38. Are you a vegetarian?Yes, stupid carnivores.No, I’m not gay.

39. Have you ever purposely ruined the end of a movie for someone?Yes, well, the butler DID do it.No, people always ruin them for me.

40. Have you ever taken a dump at a friend’s house and refused to flush?Yes, my crap smells like potpourri.No, pooping is a sin.

Part 3 coming soon...

[nissanrcer240]

:pface

[Dano]

post part three in the first thread, its easier just to check that one thread....

-Dan

[MasterMan]

40. Have you ever taken a dump at a friend’s house and refused to flush?Yes, my crap smells like potpourri.No, pooping is a sin.

my friend wont let me flush cuz he has a septic tank (sp?) and he is too cheap to have it pumped out.. lol

[JESTER]

Darn, it appears that I may be a bastard. I will have to dig up part one and wait for part three to be sure thou.