Tell me everything, I'm too lazy to search.

[GodDrivesA240sx]

what type intake should I get and what type of headers.

if i add dog urine to my gas will it act as an octane booster. I figured since it's yellow and anything yellow adds 89hp to the wheels, then it would help a lot.

If I masturbate while driving is that illegal?

As long as I keep seeing the same questions posted over and over again I'm going to keep posting stupid threads like I have been doing

MODS: why don't you put a sticky up with the title "RULES READ BEFORE YOU POST" like they do on other boards

And to fuel the rings need for innocent vitcims I say everytime someone post a common question then we make a thread in the ring asking them to view. Inside said thread will be one big flame of them, they will read it and cry to their mommies...well that is if dees and stoney isn't keeping her busy.

[GodDrivesA240sx]

Thanks daunttless!!! I knew you'd come through

Now maybe I can scroll through the first page and not get pissed :angryfire off at all the newbies

[Movingviolation240]

the only reason Dauntless put that up was because he wants an answer to the masturbatlon question......

[GodDrivesA240sx]

the only reason Dauntless put that up was because he wants an answer to the masturbatlon question......

:cwm27

[Daunttless]

Actually, it is. : ) I read in the news about some guy in Los Angeles I believe, traffic was stopped and he had a DVD player in his navigator so he popped in a porno and whipped it out while traffic was stopped. Needless to say someone reported him and the cops caught him in the act. Personally, with as dark as some of those navigators are tinted, I don't think it should be illegal in the backseat. : ) Plus, I mean, the man had some time to kill and what better way can you guys think of? Its not like any of you are cool enough to actually get laid.

[SWIFT_DRIFT]

k-car you are soo right. its pathetically sad but true, chicks dig the triple deck aluminum wing, 12" chrome tip exhaust extension, and every sticker imagineable.what i do when i drive by cars like that (even when a girl is driving) is pop a thumbs down :thumbd out the window. they deserve to know their car is uber gay.

[SpeeDDrifT]

Really chicks dig ricers?? Not around here thank God or i would have to go and buy a coffee can tip, altezza style taillights,and a shopping cart handle wing that puts down more downforce than i've got horsepower ....no thanksthumbs down to a girl SWIFT? ah girls can drive a rice-mobile....most girls want a car that "looks fast" or cute, a ricer should be driven by a highschool girl....so in effect when some dude is driving a ricer...he's driving a girls car...only thing more girly than that is a Volkswagon.

[ash1y1]

What firls like X-tra large wings and coffee can exhausts? The only chicks that dig that kind of crap here in Chicago are tennie boppers and girls that just need rides. Chicks here like hp in nice looking cars. They also like the premium cars because they know money comes with the owner of those cars.

[SpeeDDrifT]

yeah that's what i said highschool girls. thank God I'm thru with that era.

[GodDrivesA240sx]

yeah that's what i said highschool girls. thank God I'm thru with that era.

highschool girls ......:evilhaha :naughty :thinker

[redrocket]

you pediphile you f*** sick but then again who wouldn't like a good 17 year old

[1991240xs]

i'm 17..i dont' want a 17 year old..i prefer 18 or 16...all the girls my age already know my secrets..

[redrocket]

yeah but I am not 17 past that back a few years ago trust me you will understand when you hit you 20's

[GodDrivesA240sx]

i'm 17..i dont' want a 17 year old..i prefer 18 or 16...all the girls my age already know my secrets..

A.K.A. MR. 5 seconds.

:evilhaha

[SpeeDDrifT]

Quote »A.K.A. MR. 5 seconds. [/quote]

LOL you walked right into that one 1991240xs.

[ChickenBoo]

Ephebophile is actually the word you wanted there. I can't begin to imagine how you might have spelled it, though.

Okay, I don't know what Ephebophile means, and neither does http://www.dictionary.com.

Care to enlighten me and the dictionary?