SUVs now warn us

[Stoneage_Turbo]

Sitting here at work lookin out my window and outside i see a toyo sequoia , with a soccerball sticker on the back, this is the 4th suv with this ive seen today

this is great , now i know whats driving it and to stay extra far away from it . As you never know when her kids gonna drop one of the 14 juice boxs while she is on her cell phone reading the new report card to aunti crabula while attempting to decide what shade lipstick would be good to get the soccer coaches attention since daddys away on a business trip all simotainously at 85 mph in a 35 zone inches away from a small cars bumper

so everyone check the back of a sports ute near you for this very helpful warning of impending doom

[[Zero-S]]

lmao...but so true.

[monster_rancher]

war she hot?

[Stoneage_Turbo]

nope nota milf , rather a miwnltf , but i belive tino would go for her

were is tino anyway ....

[[Zero-S]]

Yeah...I haven't seen him online in a while...

[nametakennow]

Also watch out for those with football(s) or baseball(s) on the back, and since my school mascot is a Panther, paws are scary too!

[Cold_Zero]

Dont get me started, I am in SUV/Minivan/Truck hell. Every car I see is one. If I wanted to drive a house on wheels, I would put my house on wheels.

[float_6969]

I wrecked my last 240 because of a damn Excursion. I couldn't see around the damn thing. Lady slammed on her brakes, I swerved to miss her and rearended someone else. I coulda just looked under it I guess....

[GEO]

see they should have a compact car lane.. suv lane.. ect..

[krazy skwerel]

No cause the damn SUV's would try and use the compact lane as well since they believe they own the road.

[Stoneage_Turbo]

buy a miltary oshkosh hemitt , thall take care of any excuursion issues , or any kind of a idea that somes else ride is bigger than yours .

heres a link :

http://www.oshkoshtruck.com/de....cfm#

im partial to the TFFT , Tactial firefirghting truck , being a old firetruck mechanic and all

[JESTER]

I hate SUV's! They are hard to fly over top of, when you smash in the side of them on your motorcycle. Thank god I hit a Deville.

[UncleBen]

[Stoneage_Turbo]

"Thank god I hit a Deville. "

YOU BASTURD !!!!!!

[Tino]

I dont mind suvs, its some of the ****heads that drive them like soccermoms and g-units.

[Mr1der]

I wanna be one of those starheads just so I can have plenty of room to make porno in the back like I see on tv!

[JESTER]

I wanna be one of those starheads just so I can have plenty of room to make porno in the back like I see on tv!

What channel are you watching.

And I am planning on starting an adult film buisness one day. If you have any good ideal, let me know. :-P

[Mr1der]

well, I had this idea called dirtbike ****, where I had a mullet and big 70's sunglasses and did girls on the seat of my old non functioning dirtbike...

[[Zero-S]]

Yeah that would sell:rolleyesDamn mullets...

*psst* it was a joke...

[Mr1der]

dude, I think it would sell, imagine how guys would feel to see some jackass with a mullet makin it with hot chicks. It'd be like all those damn disney underdog sports team movies and 80's "dork get's the hot chick" movies. I'm not just offering an amusing way to get your rocks off, but hope!

so think of me the next time you win the big race and do the hot chick in your backseat.

[MasterMan]

dude this guy towing a boat switched laines and i was right beside the trailer, ON A BRIDGE... about a good 300 foot drop to the water.. i had to slam on my brakes and swerv into the guard rail, almost hitting it.. that fukcer tryed to kill me AND my friend, i should of let the ***** hit me so i would have an SR on the way

[Stoneage_Turbo]

naw just wait till the next light and pull the little drain plug out of the back of the boat , itll sinkie big time once it hits liquid

[MasterMan]

damn should have.. didnt even think of that.. i went for the honking/flicking off/ waving my bat in the air