Stupid security guards and their smoking!

[Sircnay]

I went to krispy kreme and when I came out the security guards were standing by my car... smoking... flicking their ashes onto my hood.

So I walked up saw a goooood amount of ashes stuck to my car looked at them and said, "Uh, could you NOT smoke by my car and flick your ashes on it? I just got my car painted about a week ago and for your sake and mine, your ashes better not have left any burn marks."

At this point the female security guard kept saying things like, "Oh no, don't worry about it, there's nothing there, really!" To try to make me leave so she wouldn't have to be responsible for it.

My friends didn't want me making a scene and getting in an argument with the security guards so we left. But damn, doesn't anybody have respect for other people's property anymore? There was a million cars in that parking lot, why my car?

Oh and by the by, working at Krispy Kreme has got to be the suckiest job ever in the universe. It's a mixture of a zoo, assembly line and fast food. WTF? I hate Fresno.

[jdmfreak]

Seems as thought everyone hates your car. For some reason it continues to be singled out.

IDK why

[themadscientist]

people don`t respect anything anymore. I respect other people`s things and have bitchslapped punks for sitting on cars that are`nt their`s. Even if it is not my car, it pisses me off that bad. Punk *** rent-a-cops, hope your paint is ok.

[w1ngzer0]

and this is why cigerettes need to be baned. BTW krispy kream isn't the best job but it's better then working at walmart so don't complain.

[nsrZ32]

I hate stuff like that. Yet another reason why I hate taking the Z out to really public places. Its like if your car is nice its a magnet for stupid people to smoke by, put shopping carts by, park their rice by, etc etc.

Hopefully your paint it ok. Personally I would have made a huge scene on her rent a cop ace.

[Jesda]

I had this awful dream last night that someone put a huge dent and deep scratch in my fender. (I also dreamed I was back in high school in the marching band... weird.)

[andrave]

I came out of CVS and a fat black ***** was sitting on the hood of my car. I screaming "get the **** off my car *****!"she started yellin at me!I was ready to deck her.

[gniknave]

When I worked for Home Depot (barf 3 times) my coworkers had a habit of going out to my car parked waaaayyyy out deep in the parking lot all alone, and drinking coffee by it and resting their leaky cups on top of my car. So what if they all had ricer Honda's and I had a Saturn back then. I still had the most spotless car in the parking lot on a daily basis and they felt the need to screw that up.

It's ok though because I got revenge on one of them. One guy had just washed his CRX and man I tell you it was lookin good...until I got a hold of his car keys that he left in his Home Depot "I work in every department BS" apron. I moved his car to under this huge tree that is known for having a **** load of birds (literally). Five hours later when he came out to go home, his car was OWNED! His hood and windshield were so f**ked up that he had to use a gallon of simple green to get all the bird **** off the car.

We haven't spoken since lol.........

[Sircnay]

I don't know why my car attracts so much trouble. It's just an MR2... geez!

But why of the 1,000,000 million cars in the parking lot do they have to do it next to mine? I was parked pretty far in the back. There were other nice cars they could've smoked on.

My paint is fine, I was just lucky that it was cold enough that the ashes turned to paper before it touched my hood.

[base9se]

No respect! I hate that Sh*t!

[gniknave]

Some people are just idiots. No respect for anything. No second thought, nothing. Smokers bother me no matter what. You're out in a public place where there's kids around and some thoughtless f**k whips out a fag and light's up. Everybody's looking around to see who the hell is smoking around them and their kids and then the smoker is spotted seeming oblivious to what's going on and wondering "why all the dirty looks?". It's just stupid. They should make cigarettes illegal just like weed. At least with weed people smoke it out of public eye (most of the time). They should do the same with cigarettes.

So from me to all the cigarette smokers that put other people's health at risk and light up outside of resturants in line while other people (some allergic like me!) are waiting for a table, and the one's that need to light up that cigarette on a windy day- so you go out and find a car (MR2) to block the wind, and the ones that smoke in their car and then flip their still lit butts out the window let the ashes fly behind them into my window, the one's that smoke while they're pregnant, the workers that spend their lunch breaks in "fag huddles" with their coworkers keeping warm and creating a cigarette piss cloud that makes all the nonsmokers want to stay inside, for those Macy's and Mervyn's and Bloomingdales etc. employees that work in the cologne department , yet smell like cigarettes and wonder why I won't buy from you, to the ones that are actually out of their f**k**g mind enough to believe there's actually a healthy cigarette, It is absolutely my intention to offend you!

[Florida240sx]

School parking lots are the worst. Kids throw bookbags on hoods throw doors open hitting whatever is there(other doors). Respect for others' property is on a downward spiral.

[574-240sx]

Co-workers suck too. You should see some of these people I work with. They fling the door open every morning right into the car next to them. Thats why I park far away.

[AZhitman]

Agreed.

I was at the Pavilions (local car show, 200+ cars every sat night) one evening and some schmuck was macking with his GF who was SITTING ON MY FENDER!!!!!

I sez, "Excuse me, is this your car?"

Chump shoots me a rude look that means, "look old man, I'm trying to get my wee-wee wet for the first time and you're screwing it up".

I wait 'til I'm REAL close (uncomfortably close for all of us) and say, very softly, to the girlfriend, "then get your fat skanky a** OFF my damn car before I break your GD jaw".

Chick gets all huffy, but moves, and as they're leaving, she's pissed at him for not standing up to me.

One unwanted pregnancy averted, +1 for me!!!

[[Zero-S]]

Rofl @ hitman

[Sircnay]

Agreed.

I was at the Pavilions (local car show, 200+ cars every sat night) one evening and some schmuck was macking with his GF who was SITTING ON MY FENDER!!!!!

I sez, "Excuse me, is this your car?"

Chump shoots me a rude look that means, "look old man, I'm trying to get my wee-wee wet for the first time and you're screwing it up".

I wait 'til I'm REAL close (uncomfortably close for all of us) and say, very softly, to the girlfriend, "then get your fat skanky a** OFF my damn car before I break your GD jaw".

Chick gets all huffy, but moves, and as they're leaving, she's pissed at him for not standing up to me.

One unwanted pregnancy averted, +1 for me!!!

Good! One down, 3 billion to go.

[HashiriyaS14]

You should post your address hitman, I think the odds are pretty good that someone will mail you a medal for that one.

[AZhitman]

Just doin' my part.

Those of you who have kids, or have younger bros and sisters, TEACH them to be careful opening doors in a parking lot, and not to lean/sit on other people's cars.

A little basic respect goes a LONG way.