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so, after a month of grueling physical labor and a lot of head scratching, we completed the majority of project:my sidewalks suck a**, this past weekend. i don't have pics of what they looked like before, but whoever did them was drunk, retarded, and all types of lazy. most of it was barely 1" thick, poured directly over topsoil. it was cracked, lifting up, some of it was just pavers, a portion of it was sitting on 3" of dirt with was sitting atop of another 3" thick buried sidewalk.

we came across a baby milk snake during the demo portion, as well as maybe a dozen and a half, freshly hatched snake eggs (probably where that milk snake came from). one of those snakes decided to try and revisit its hatching area last night, again no pics. i also failed to snap pics of the "bone yard", but basically at the very back of my property is a steep dropoff into a ravine with a stream at the bottom. that hillside is now home to a few tons of busted up concrete. i like to think that i'm providing homes to critters, which my dog will probably end up killing.

everything is now in accordance to building codes with proper pitches (mainly to draw water away from the house) and steps that are within the right height range. my father and i have never done anything like this before, so it was a huge learning experience for the both of us. we laughed, argued, and got drunk a couple of times together. there was sweating, swearing, joking, pondering and the like. i lost weight, gained muscle, and in the end, actually enjoyed the whole thing. would i do it again? maybe. it did suck at times.

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coming in from the street
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path to the tenants' entrance
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there's still work to be done (build retaining walls, patio by driveway, garbage can port) but that can happen at a slower pace since it's not hindering any walking for the tenants. oh, and in case anyone is taking on a similar project, order at least an extra half yard of material. i barely ran short.

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i wouldn't have been so mad if it were more area, but that little amount just pissed me off. but you know what makes me feel better? a beer and scissoring. yes, scissoring.

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Looks excellent. Glad it all came together after weekends of not being able to have concrete delivered and underestimated amount of the goods.

Post that scissoring gif you found a few weeks ago...

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AppleBonker wrote:Post that scissoring gif you found a few weeks ago...
deeeeefinitely not safe for nico. but dammit is it hot.

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Damn that turned out great man. I would have expected more brick work out of you but this will do I suppose. :gapteeth:

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fiznowler wrote:I would have expected more brick work out of you but this will do I suppose. :gapteeth:
Yeah, I was disappointed in the landscaping. :tisk:

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i haven't cut my grass in the front since i started. 30% of it is slowly dying due to trampling and being covered in concrete. meh.

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i always try and cut mine so short it will die. The front yard i would prefer to look good the back yard is like 3/4 acre and privacy fenced so i could care less.

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sometimes it pisses me off knowing that only 1/2 my property is usable. then i think about how much more outside maintenance that is and i get happy again.

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Having a giant backyard is nice for alot of reasons but the maintaining does blow goats. It takes most of a day to mow it all and shiznit.

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i can cut all my grass, and have it look respectable, in around 1.5 hours. that last time i cut my grass before carlisle doesn't count. even when the pool will be gone, i don't foresee that time increasing as i waste a lot of time cutting around it now. pools are the devil.

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My roommate and I put up an above ground pool we got from his dad used. Well we got it standing levelish and holding water. Needless to say this was not a sober project. I got in it the next day for less than 5 minutes before it came apart shooting me out of it and into the neighbors yard. It broke my privacy fence and ripped part of it out from all the water pressure. LOL it sucked for me but everyone else was dying laughing at the aftermath.

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if my mom didn't want it so bad (my dad certainly doesn't), we already had plans to take the axe to the side of it and sell all the aluminum at the scrap yard. i never opened it last summer, and it won't be opened this summer.

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Dirt/concrete work sucks balls. Looks good now.

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That's some great concrete work man! I wish I could pour something that clean looking...

I want to pour a little driveway extension for our house, just enough to park an extra car out of the way of the garage so when I get a 3rd vehicle it won't keep us from getting our cars out of the garage.

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well my cousin, who does a lot of concrete work for at his job did all the finishing. we would have screwed that up big time. my old man and i built all the forms and did all the demo, digging, tamping, and spreading of the gravel. come pour time, we hustled all the wheelbarrows from the truck and just dumped/spread in the forms while my cousin worked the floats.

my neighbor came over to ask advice on her walkways and front stair which is about to fall apart. my advice: hire someone. she laughed. i didn't. that s*** sucks a**.

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numbnuts240 wrote:i can cut all my grass, and have it look respectable, in around 1.5 hours. that last time i cut my grass before carlisle doesn't count. even when the pool will be gone, i don't foresee that time increasing as i waste a lot of time cutting around it now. pools are the devil.


It looks like you had the beginnings of a nice moat, then you paved it.


Perhaps you can explain how a pool, a large object that results in women removing most of their clothing to enter, is the devil?

Concrete work came out good, by the way.

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Bubba1 wrote:Perhaps you can explain how a pool, a large object that results in women removing most of their clothing to enter, is the devil?
oh, i have effectively utilized that thing for the purpose of getting women naked and engaging in sexy time. but the fudging maintenance and money involved just isn't worth it. constantly buying chemicals, running the filter, vacuuming the floor, skimming, filling with more water. f*** that. i barely used the damned thing, and i have no kids, so it goes bye bye.

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Pools are a b****.

Hot tubs, on the other hand.... :naughty:

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Looks great man, I don't think I'd tackle something like that. Me and my dad are currently re-building my sister's house(we don't really know how to), so I definitely know how you feel. Finishing it is very accomplishing though.


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