Stupid H2 Drivers !!!!!!!

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OMG.....I freakin hate'm they think just because they drive a fake hummer that gives them the right to nearly blind you with thoughs HID lights all around the DAMN THING ! Not to forget the ones on the roof rack...... what are they the soccer mobile or the moment ? I was at a light the other day and one of these monsters rolled behind me DAMN NEAR TOUCHING MY TRUCK ! I'm like WTF.....does he want to get sewd ? ERRRRR........Then I scooch up for some room in the back and this guy rolls up even closer... ....I can't wait till I do the 4x4 conversion on this thing so I can JACK THE HELL OUT OF IT and stick some serious meets under there and run over these tonka trucks ! Anyone else have the some experience with a Ahole Hummer driver ?

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Take a look at AZHitman's "OWN3D" thread. It might make you feel better.

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Check this out.. you can laugh at this one too if you want.. http://www.nissaninfiniticlub....27246 i personall don't have any problems with them.. well one time theres was one next to me and kept thinkin hey was the s***.. so i annoyed him for the entire time with my boom boom in the car.. lol.. never seen someone so mad..

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The yellow ones look like school buses.

I love how you mostly see like moms driving them. Im sure they need a H2 to go to the grocery market (cause its on top of a mountin with no roads of course) all the while getting a whoping 6-7 mpg

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i really hate H2s =| Y did hummer do that!?

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I personally think the size of a rich guy's hummer is inversely proportional to the size of his pen15. Hummers just scream insecurity. Why do you need an expensive-a$$ off-road SUV that gets 7mpg when you live in friggin suburbia?

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Gregariousgreg wrote:I personally think the size of a rich guy's hummer is inversely proportional to the size of his pen15. Hummers just scream insecurity. Why do you need an expensive-a$$ off-road SUV that gets 7mpg when you live in friggin suburbia?
...because chicks dig them.

(i don't like them)

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MrEous wrote:...because chicks dig them.

(i don't like them)
Dig into his pockets maybe :eh:

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if someone wanted to trade you straight up for you nissans everyone of you would do it. I would.then sell it and buy a 350z and some drugs.

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I was almost ran over by a h2 a month ago. dumbass driving it was in the wrong lane. he swerved so hard I thought it was gunna tip over.

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I live less than 5 miles from where the H1 and H2 are make a friend's dad works there. They are all over here and I have to look at them everyday, towering over my 240. Also the test course is awsome. Nick

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J-Spec Tuner wrote:The yellow ones look like school buses.
Nah, I don't think they make school buses that big.

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GatorS14 wrote:if someone wanted to trade you straight up for you nissans everyone of you would do it. I would.then sell it and buy a 350z and some drugs.


YES! what u said, only a cheaper car and more drugs... LOL

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Let one tailgate me and see what happens.

Screeeeech! Clunk - CRASH! "Ummm, hello? Phoenix P.D.? Yes, some buttplug in an SUV just bought me a new Q45." "Yes, of COURSE my neck hurts!" :D

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Hey you guys wanna hear a story my friend told me about his dad's buddy who just got an H2. Well his dad's friend was ridin around one day and I guess heard or saw a group of guys offroading in some H1's in some pretty ruff terrain. So he gets the idea of you know"hey I pretty much have a hummer why the hell not?" As soon as he get's nose first into some water....the damn thing shuts off "COMPLETELY". Truck gets stuck and water gets all in the truck and RUINS teh interior all together. He had to get it towed off and repaired at a GM dealership for about a month !

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LOL - What a whakker.

My good friend drives an H2, and I tease him mercilessly about it. he takes it all in stride (not hard to do when you're wealthy), but he's NEVER taken me up on any off-road challenges.

Straight-axle 'Burb OWNZ j00! :D

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the H2 commercial make it seem like they are going off road, but then you realize "they are just driving in a fricken field!"

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Yep - I love that commercial.

Hell, my Q45 could handle THAT terrain - At 100 mph! :D

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AZhitman wrote:Straight-axle 'Burb OWNZ j00! :D


:werd:

:help

:help

:ylsuper :eek: :D

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I had to do it !


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If im going off road im taking a Impreza.......

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lol

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I want a insane amount of money to spend on my trcuk !

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imprezzas are fun off road...

and I don't think I would try sliding around in an H2.

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lol

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Ahhh the Escalade, nothing but a chevy with cadillac badges, that has to add at least $10K to the price tag right? Sort of like how Type R stickers add horsepower.....

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if you think the H2 is bad, have any of you seen the H3? It's definitely a huge mistake. I think this picture speaks for itself.



this is just a spy photo, so hopefully they'll realize they're bastardizing one of the originally coolest automobiles. Not that they can go back in time and destroy the H2, but still... come to your senses, GM!

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lessthanjakejohn wrote:hey Bob

http://bbs.off-road.com/ubbthr...40951


OK ok you cought me !

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I hate the H2. OFF road???? These things wouldn't survive off road more that 50 feet. THe aint nuthing but a big mini van in my eyes. They cant even do the things the real ones can. This is what happens when GM gets involved with a good product. They screw it up. May take them a few years, but they always screw up the things that work for them.

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I30T,It looks better than the H2. But not by much.


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