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Strip club + getting kicked in the face = PROFIT!


http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat ... 73994.html
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Man Gets $650,000 After Eye Injury During Lap Dance
Man's eye was injured after stripper accidentally kicked him with her high heels
By TODD WRIGHT
Updated 10:02 AM EDT, Fri, Oct 15, 2010

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A South Florida man may have a few more dollars to toss around at strippers after he won $650,000 in a settlement for injuries he suffered during a lap dance.

In 2008, Michael Ireland was poked in the eye by a stripper's spiked high heel when he got a little too close during a performance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach.

The shoe of a stripper named "Suki" punctured his eye socket and broke bones around his eye and nose and the man has permanent double vision, his attorneys claimed.

Some would say that's not such a problem in the strip club.

The strip club decided to settle out of court Thursday instead of going through with the lawsuit and possibly paying more in damages.

"When this case was first filed, many people criticized it simply because it occurred at a strip club," said Lake Lytal, Ireland's attorney. "But we feel the $650,000 settlement goes to show that this was a serious case with serious injuries."

Lap dances for everyone! Or not.


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Ha! I saw this on the local news last night. They actually posted a picture of the guy that was kicked ... how embarrassing! That club is right here in WPB. Think of the comments that guy is going to get just going to the grocery store! :lolling:

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scotty-2-forty wrote:Think of the comments that guy is going to get just going to the grocery store! :lolling:
"Now that you have double vision, do they make you pay twice as much for a lap dance?"

or

"Sir, I hear there's a special on black-eyed peas. Only $650,000 each."

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lolz, i pass by this place everyday on my way to school

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RCA
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Yeah double vision...

$650,000 isn't enough

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Double vision, huh? Wonder if she used the Foreigner belt...

http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hu ... ision.html

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Probably the only man to get something GOOD from a strip club.

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to be fair, I'd be wicked pissed if I took a heel in the eye.

getting hit flush in the eyeball with anything blows, especially a single mom's shoe.

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i've actually been to that strip club

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Mr1der
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do you have an eyepatch?

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:rotfl :rotflmao :rotfl :rotflmao :rotfl :rotflmao :rotfl

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Suki like poki-poki, you no get happy ending.

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themadscientist wrote:Suki like poki-poki, you no get happy ending.
:spitout:

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Razi wrote:
themadscientist wrote:Suki like poki-poki, you no get happy ending.
:spitout:
Perhaps Suki miunderstood when he volunteered to keep an eye out for her.

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Amays U G37S
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settled for 650k?

That strip club must make millions.

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The poor drunken fool...

He should have gotten a lot more than 650K.

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Amays U G37S wrote:settled for 650k?

That strip club must make millions.
Insurance y0!

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Actually they paid him with 32500 of these fine gift items just in time for the holidays.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqzVwuNK ... r_embedded[/youtube]

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AppleBonker wrote:Double vision, huh? Wonder if she used the Foreigner belt...

http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hu ... ision.html

as soon as i read double vision i was thinking of that episode


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