strangers......

[TurboSauce]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: nico?Stranger: yuuuusYou: Learned'dYou: ?Stranger: err dayYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[nissangirl74]

I hope Jay sees this and gets back into it. He did 10 or 15 a day and kept the people going for a long time. He had us all

[TurboSauce]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HELLO?Stranger: HI?You: NICO?Stranger: Wtf?!You: STRANGER DANGER!Stranger: Uhuh...You: HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY pen15?Stranger: Oh why of courseYou: HOW OLD ARE YOU?Stranger: Old enoughYou: I AM 9 THIS YEARYou: Stranger: Haha aww how adorableYou: SANTA'S COMING TO MY HOUSE FRIDAYStranger: Oh yea? Be sure he doesnt rape you kid.. So dont sleep near the chimaneeYou: RAPE? WAHT'S RAPE?Stranger: HStranger: It means hes going to eat all your milk and cookiesYou: OKYou: I LEFT SOME THERE FOR HIMYou: FROM NOWStranger: Great ..You: SO HE THINKS IM EXTRA NICE AND LEAVES EXTRA PRESENTSYou: 2 GLASS FULLS OF MILKYou: I HOPE HE DRINKS BOTHYou: MY DOGGY KISSED BOTHStranger: Awww how sweet. U r messed up.You: MESSED UP?Stranger: Yea..u r weirsYou: WHY ARE ALL MY LETTERS SO BIGStranger: My friend is an elf.. SjeYou: AND YOURS SO SMALLStranger: Shes with me right now.. She sayssanta will bring u loys of toys this yearYou: DADDY TOLD ME TO WRITE DILDO ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST AND THEN GIVE IT TO MOMMY SO SHE CAN LEAVE HIM ALONEYou: I LOUVE DADDYYou: You: I HAVE TO GO NOWYou: GOOD BYEStranger: Bye make sure santa rapes uYou have disconnected.

[TurboSauce]

You: NICO?Stranger: TICO?!You: COSTA RICO?Stranger: penisYou: ANUSStranger: YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVEYou: i dont play footballYou have disconnected.

[TurboSauce]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey im only looking to talk to dominant womenYou: Like Justin Bieber?You: win.You have disconnected.

[RCA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiYou: What's downStranger: my wangYou: eh, your from NICO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I'm talking to a girl from Sweden (I hope anyway), that apparently has size 40E breasts.I am quite suspicious...

Edit: just got a pic... not bad!

[billabong093]

I just had an hour long conversation. I kept making dumb jokes but she didnt give up on me! The conversation is full of lulz but towards the end we bonded.. I miss my stranger friend =/

Heres some of the Lulz highlights though for you guys, in no particular order:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: meoowYou: wanna have sex?You: sorry... that was rude...Stranger: yeah it wasYou: intercourse?______________________________________________________________Stranger: my heart belongs to one man and its not johnYou: Awww, babeee <3Stranger: do you have an accent?You: Only if you want me toYou: ;P______________________________________________________________You: were like familyStranger: i know itYou: I have a confession to makeStranger: what?You: Well...You: I've always loved youYou: ever since i met you 5 -10 minutes agoStranger: aww thanks dearYou: SEX NAOOO?______________________________________________________________You: If i said i wanna PIIYB would you be offended?Stranger: what does that meanYou: Its secret code for be your friend.Stranger: you cant fool meStranger: put it in your buttYou: Dam you Google... foiled again______________________________________________________________You: Tell her to call me for a good time. My number is as follows 911-6633Stranger: you want me to call 911?You: Dam your smart. I thought girls were only used for PIIHB and washing dishes?You: Who knewStranger: you diccck!You: !______________________________________________________________Stranger: is your name clark kent?Stranger: is your name peter parker?Stranger: do you dress up like a bat at night and fly aroundYou: Will any of those names or abilities allow me to PIIYB?Stranger: nopeYou: Then no.Stranger: actually if its peter parker it willYou: Call me Pete______________________________________________________________You: This is a long conversation going on here.Stranger: do you like itYou: I'd like it better if i was PIIYB or you were washing my dishes.______________________________________________________________You: How sad is it knowing that this will be our last conversation with eachother for the rest of our lives?Stranger: i knowStranger: im not happy about itYou: Me either. Im getting attached.Stranger: me tooYou: No really, i PIIYB and cant get it out.You: Call a doctor for christs sake______________________________________________________________

And the tragic breakup after we bonded:

Stranger: well it was nice meeting youStranger: i will miss youYou: ='(You: ByeStranger: bye loveYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[nissangirl74]

I'm talking to a girl from Sweden (I hope anyway), that apparently has size 40E breasts.I am quite suspicious...

i wonder if she looks like this?



Probably some dude from Bucksnort that discovered the internet an hour ago and stumbled across this site.....

[timay]

Went on there to be a d!ck to some people, well made it only one conversation talking about how I was a hermaphrodite and how I tuck my junk in to my vagina like a kangeroo pouch, of course I didn't save it.

Now I have been having a serious conversation with a girl from arizona for the last 2 hours.

Go figure.

[billabong093]

Same s*** happened to me before. I got in some lulz though before it got serious.

On a side note, i got the first picture!! Be careful though, Jailbait inside.

Stranger: did you wana see me?You: Huh?You: I guess?Stranger: http://i734.photobucket.com/al...r.jpgYou: I suppose you want a picture too?Stranger: yeahYou: http://farm1.static.flickr.com...b.jpg

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Probably some dude from Bucksnort that discovered the internet an hour ago and stumbled across this site.....

God I hope not.

[dangeris]

This is great! This is how mine went

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heeeyYou: ......................................................... .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_.................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|',.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~'';':}.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : ::: : : : : :.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!.................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__.................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__................................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-,................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : |__|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;. . |::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;; |..|. . . .|;;;;;;;;|......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'', |.;|. . . . ;;;;;;;|....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|. |.;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;|................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;|...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;|..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; |.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-,............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''9;~--,......................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'....../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;|.|:|::::::::::::::|;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;''-,: : : : : :'''~-,:'''~~--,...................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'......,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|::::::::::::::',;;;;;;|_''''~--,,-~---,,___,-~~'';'__''~-..................,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'......../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;;|.................. ...''-,_''-,''-,''~................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;|................ .............._''Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TroubleBound]

People are strange, when you're a stranger.

[billabong093]

Oh my god, i think i just did my best one yet. Im laughing so hard that im crying.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Horny?You: Oh yes very. Im 16, Me and my 34 yr. old husband are very horny. You see, im a russian mail order bride that was shipped here to the states for the sole purpose of pleasure and baby making.Stranger: So cyber sex?You: Can i PIIYB?Stranger: What's that mean?You: It means can i be your friend?Stranger: Can we have cyber sex?You: Is there a weight limit?Stranger: NoYou: Only if i can piiyb.Stranger: SureYou: So i definitely can PIIYB?Stranger: YesYou: Would you like me to PIIYB?Stranger: YesYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[nevertheless]

Stranger: hiYou: Hai THarStranger: ur nameYou: Stranger B the nameStranger: oh yaYou: is it You:?

Stranger: hiYou: Hai how the f*** you been?!Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hiiYou: Why do people disconnectYou: cant handle a f***ing conversationStranger: kkkkYou: just cus i say pen15 and stuffYou: f***!Stranger: omg

Stranger: u girl?You: ahah noStranger: guy?You: noYou: trannyStranger: wats that?You: Im Old Greggg i have a manginaaaStranger: okay see wat i mean by nasty yea ure one of themYou: Wtf are you suppose to talk about to a strangerStranger: i dnt knw something nice You: You some virgin 16 year old browsing the internetStranger: so wat u have a problemYou: Nah looks like you doYou: cant see rated R moviesYou: no wonder your such a b****Stranger: u nasty person the other people i meet werent that mest up like u retardhahaha

Last one:

You: Wake up stranger...Stranger: hiYou: the Matrix has you...Stranger: I love that oneYou: Follow the white rabbit...You: Knock Knock StrangerStranger: who are u?You: pen15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Modified by nevertheless at 12:58 PM 12/24/2009
Modified by nevertheless at 1:20 PM 12/24/2009

[blindsnyper]

wow..........

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: nico?Stranger: hiStranger: what?You: steve?Stranger: no im not steveYou: fureel?Stranger: heyStranger: what the f***er talking aboutYou: NICO!!!!!!

Stranger: nico is whatYou: awesomeStranger: are you crazy ?You: google itYou: and yes i am crazy:)Stranger: wowStranger: im a gayStranger: i like gay sexStranger: f***ingStranger: and i hate usa peopleStranger: ***holeYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tulsa_S-13]

Stranger: WILLY]Stranger: typo s***You: Hello, I am a Nigerian prince...Stranger: AwStranger: Call me Princess Lea.You: I have reviewed you item and request full price for such propertyYou: Please mail moneys of large quantityYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[asoomal]

lol....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: mooStranger: bockYou: thats the sound ur mother made last nightYou: big boyy Stranger: :o how did you know im a big boy!You: im watchin uYou: FAPYou: to gay p0rn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[blindsnyper]

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.

-------------use at your own will.

[krimsonviper]

Stranger: Hello.You: I once had a dream about this.You: you touched me in waysYou: that couldn't be brought to wordsStranger: Haha, creative.You: so i pointed at the little dolly and said there.Your conversational partner has disconnected

[krimsonviper]

Stranger: hiYou: Chris Hansen?Stranger: no...You: Damn....You: I was looking for him on here.You: I'm looking to repay the f***er for putting me in jail and getting me rapedYou: She said she was 18!You: fuuuuuuuuuuu-Stranger: don't be so sad, forget her You: I can't! Because I'll never have my innocence back again.You: But I can get the coolYou: The cool shoe shine.You: Where are you stranger?Stranger: guessYou: I dun wanna!Stranger: a hint. asiaYou: can you fix my toshiba?Stranger: noYou: plz

[PEZi]

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.

-------------use at your own will.

[krimsonviper]

3229 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: Hi! Stranger: What type of person do you prefer to talk to?You: Older menYou: asl?Stranger: I am from the USAYou: Rly?You: me too!Stranger: I don't really care about the age question, I mean you probably will figure it outStranger: by my lack of sophistication Stranger: Are you the life of the party?You: I can be when alcohol gets involved i don't drink muchStranger: An obligatory question, but don't infer anything about me: do you watch the wizards of waverly palace?

You: wizards of waverly place?Stranger: phewStranger: just a curiousity question, the question is just a discreet way to see if you watch HBOYou: no, my family is too poor to have cable.Stranger: are you using dialup internet?You: we just got the little box for digital free broadcastStranger: tv is on the internet these days... but that's beside the pointStranger: Are you the creative type?You: hey gotta go my dad is drunk and is gonna beat me now

[krimsonviper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: 20 years old japanese male, looking for sexy asian girlsYou: rly?You: im 15 f ca guamanianStranger: how about ur titsYou: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action. Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.

-------------Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[PEZi]

^ the one BEFORE that one is anticlimactic

these are making me want to give my hand at this game again

[krimsonviper]

That's the one where I was telling you he won't bite...

[PEZi]

well... that didn't go far

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: ......................................................... .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_.................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|',.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~'';':}.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : ::: : : : : :.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!.................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__.................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__................................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-,................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : |__|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;. . |::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;; |..|. . . .|;;;;;;;;|......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'', |.;|. . . . ;;;;;;;|....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|. |.;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;|................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;|...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;|..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; |.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-,............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''9;~--,......................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'....../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;|.|:|::::::::::::::|;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;''-,: : : : : :'''~-,:'''~~--,...................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'......,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|::::::::::::::',;;;;;;|_''''~--,,-~---,,___,-~~'';'__''~-..................,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'......../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;;|.................. ...''-,_''-,''-,''~................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;|................ .............._''Stranger: 19 m hornyYou: 94 m likes little boysYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[Razi]

I think I creeped him out with my wink.

Stranger: heyYou: hiStranger: m or fYou: mYou: You:

[krimsonviper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: oh lordy pick up hella cottonYour conversational partner has disconnected