State Of The Union

[telcoman]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't beWrong!
Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everythang.
California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut Like Massachusetts,only smaller
Delaware We really do like the chemicals in Our Water.
Florida Ask Us about our grand kids & Our Voting Skills.
Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho More Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas First Of The Rectangle states
Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
Michigan First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians, not from The Muslims
Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada Hookers and p0ker!
New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
Texas Se Habl a Ingles ! Remember the Alamo !!
Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain
District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place

Telcoman

[R/T Hemi]

I really love this picture. It makes me feel all tingly inside. I'll bet it gets her a few votes.

[Encryptshun]

Now if she also had the other hand holding it closer to the top.

[R/T Hemi]

Apparently, size doesn't scare her. That's a good thing.

I just noticed the sign in the background. It's 6 bucks a foot. Does anyone have 9 bucks I can borrow?

[Encryptshun]

Well, it's not the first time she's stuck a foot in her mouth, and it won't be the last.

[telcoman]

Well, it's not the first time she's stuck a foot in her mouth, and it won't be the last.

She's not the only one but the other one has got his foot in his mouth

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 30802.html

Telcoman

[telcoman]

I really love this picture. It makes me feel all tingly inside. I'll bet it gets her a few votes.

In other news Fox ignored

Perhaps Bill O is a little short so his wife moved on?:chuckle:

http://gawker.com/5834808/how-bill-orei ... y-the-cops

[stebo0728]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand its official. Friday's news cycle is flat lined. At least we all get a good cheap chuckle.

[R/T Hemi]

Hey, before this is over, the red team is going to realize what they have, and we'll see a Michelle and Sarah After Hours video with a dog gobbling contest. I'm betting Perry would like to participate too.

[Encryptshun]

Watch them move from "The party of 'No'" to "The party of 'Yes, oh God YES'".