I hear ya - most people hate this feature from what I've read on this forum, or maybe it's just that those who hate it will complain about it, while those who like it don't really say anything about it - human nature being what it is. But even when I'm in my 'completely sober' state of mind, I do find I sometimes get distracted by something, whether it's a phone call, or I didn't hear what the nav just told me and I want it to repeat what it said, so I click on the 'voice' button next to the scroll wheel (voice is a really unintuitive name for this button, but that's for another topic), I want to change the temperature, or zoom in on the map in the nav (I may have activated that by voice, but then I look at the map - and therefore take my eyes off the road), and it's those times when this feature is really a potential life saver, which is why as annoying as it is 99.9% of the time, I think it's a great feature to have, and I'll miss it.
Also, maybe it's only me, but when I first got the car, I was amazed by just how often I was going just slightly outside of my lane lines. This thing was beeping every 20 to 30 seconds, and driving me bonkers. But it showed me that perhaps I should be a bit more focused on staying within my lane lines. These days it rarely beeps at me (even when it's turned on - :-) jk), so perhaps as scary as this sounds to me, my Infiniti M actually improved my driving skills just a tiny bit. Scary to think that.
On a separate little tangent that is related, I have to say that these electronic nannies are now at the point where in some cars like the S-class Merc, if it's fully optioned, you can almost fall asleep while driving and it will get you to some or other destination - probably not the one you intended, safely. I mean the latest S-class if I'm not mistaken has:
* Lane departure prevention that will if you want it to really literally prevent you (as opposed to 'nudge' you like our cars do), from moving out of your lane unless you are indicating or it 'senses' an emergency situation around you where you need to suddenly switch lanes
* Auto-braking where the car will stop for you if the car in front of you does an emergency stop, or if you're asleep and the car in front of you stops - ie. it will not let you hit the car in front of you even if you try to, and if it's keeping you in your current lane, it will also not let you hit the car to your side...
* Auto-braking for pedestrians in your lane
* Blind spot warning AND prevention - so that if you try to move into the blind stop it will stop you (then again doesn't the new M have this one too? I think so)
* If you start falling asleep, it will alert you by vibrating the steering wheel, beeping loudly, etc. (ie. it's literally monitoring your eyes as you drive - seriously), and recommend strongly that you stop at the nearest rest area (this may be in one of the Lexi/Lexus vehicles and not in the S-class - can't remember for sure). I really love that one - wish I could get that. It actually senses that you're starting to get tired by looking at the dilation of your eyes, the movement of your head, and a few other factors and it tries to warn you, or strongly recommend that you stop if it senses you're starting to fall asleep. Maybe next year's model will have a little arm that pops out of the center console and slaps you in the face, sprays some minty spray into your mouth, and then yells at you in German - or Japanese with the ability to buy celebrity voice recordings giving you these warnings (ok, sorry for the really stupid jokes here - it's late and this is me at 1:30am).
* Machine guns (bazooka's are an optional extra) pop out the rear of the car and
eliminate the car behind you if it's getting so close that an accident is imminent

- ok, that one is not there yet, but it would be cool I think.
* What is there (I think in the current production version, but if not, it's coming soon), is that the Merc senses if you're about to get into an accident from any direction - someone hitting you from behind, from the side, etc. and will then sense where you have passengers, how much they weigh, etc., how quickly the car that's about to hit you is going, and will calculate the optimal deployment of airbags for the driver and each passenger. It will also pre-tension your seatbelts of course. Speaking of which, I had my seat belt pre-tensioner kick in the other day when I did an emergency brake - because I momentarily took my eye off the road and the car in front of me did an emergency brake). It was amazing - the seatbelt pre-tensioner yanked me back into the rear of my seat so quickly, I was just blown away - it works well).
Reading up about all of these advancements, and some that are coming soon, I recently came to the realization that the technology is actually already there today to have cars drive us around without any interaction needed from the driver. It's way too expensive to implement thankfully, but I'm sure in a few years it won't be too expensive. I'm dreading that time - I love driving way too much to let my car drive me everywhere. I would only use this 'feature' in rush hour bumper to bumper traffic, but of course then I would also fall asleep. Lets hope we don't get there in our lifetimes, because that's one sure way to take the pleasure out of driving.
Cheers and for those who have lasted this long into my post - I thank you for taking the time and patience to do that!
t1