Spiderman!

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GEO
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1. Spiderman When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."


KA-Te
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I'm scared now. I regret reading that one. I'm backing away from this thread......slowly....slowly.... no... sudden....movemen---- RUNNNN!

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srpowered240sx
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hahahahhahahhaa, got me lmao over here. hahahaahaha, shhh shhhh baby, the games back on. ahahahhahahahaha

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Mr1der
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pfff....that won't work.

clearly invented by someone that never got manjuice on their hand.

koukicody
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I use a different spideman method that will keep the girls coming back for more. but its top secret.

well, not really

skylndrftr
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oh man...gotta try that...sweet

JESTER
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Holy ****!!! LMFAO!!!!!

Geo, you aint right man. Mr1der, you are correct!

drftsil8ty
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adrianfromthecastle
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JimmyMethod
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"I bit my wrist... see the blood?"

Veriest1
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Now I'm never going to look at spiderman again. I'll keep waiting for him to say, "LOOK! I can jizz out of my wrist!!1!"


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