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Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:24 am
G37 Man:
You will be alright! I have been clocked going far higher! The cop let me slide.
Magellan and Cali 2 Balti G:
I agree completely with both assessments, comments, and discoveries!
First, anyone with ears, better hear properly: A radar detector is the fastest way to get a ticket. If you want to evade cops, you must think like a cop. See yourself like a Gazelle and the cop as a Cheetah. Where do you think a Cheetah is likely to hide in order to run your down? This should be your line of thinking when you decide to speed, if you should ever speed at all. Again, don't speed.
1. Never speed at all if you can. If you have to absolutely speed, for whatever reason, make sure you are paying attention to the terrain---the trrain is where the cheetah has to run down the Gazelle---Gazelle needs to be more watchful than the Cheetah.
2. In the day time, pay attention to bridges, shadows, broken down cars parked on the shoulders, your rear view mirror, and at least 2 miles scanning of the shoulders and road ahead of you, where plain view is possible. At night, know the head light configuration of the cops in your area. Crown vics are easy to tell.
3. When cop stops you, make him/her feel like king/queen with complete obedience--regardless of whatver rights you think you have---remember, you have no rights in jail and your wallet is not subject to rights. When cops ask you why you are speeding, tell them you have no reason to speed, and that you are foolish---which is true. Make sure you call yourself a fool/dummy, and to the cops hearing. Nothing makes cops happier than to see a person embarass and down themselves in humility and submission. Worst case scenario, he might even reduce the actual ticket he intended to give you. Cops hate argument and arrogance. When a cop stops you, you have probably committed 4 offenses in his mind. Your humility and submission will reduce each offense in his mind as he observes your attitude and demeanor.
4. Remember, that it is scary for a cop to chase down a driver---trust me, it is a hair-raising experience for a cop because they never know what the outcome might become. So, their aggression is well founded, because there are lots of dangerous people out there willing to do harm to whomever. Cops see a lot of madness in our society on a daily and routine basis.
5. Cops tend to hang out on the left shoulder of the road at night. They also tend to hang out on the right shoulder of the road in the day time. The only exception to this observation is if the left shoulder also has a grass field, or that the cop is the at the top of a hilly road at night, under an over pass bridge.
6. Radar detectors are deceptive. I got more tickets using them than without them. So, I had to train myself to think like cops in terms of where they hide and their thinking process. So, I discarded my radar detector over 10 years ago.
7. Each ticket you get should help you build a framework for future caution in your terrain. A cop is a human being just like you---only better trained. Nothing stops you from being as smart as they are on the road.
8. Never ever speed on any road with 45 miles an hour limit, or less. Cops will eat you alive if they ever catch you. They are more forgiving when they clock you doing 15 over a 70 mile and hour speed limit.
9. Cops have a heart! Beleive me when I say this! Cops are human just as you and I. Your behavior and demeanor, when they stop you, determines to a great extent, what happens afterward. The more submissive and cooperative you are, the better off it will be for you. Don't argue and don't say stupid things to a cop. Speek in proper english, and with some respect to a cop. Trust me, I have been stopped thrice in my G-35 Coupe for speeding and have been let go each time. For this, i am thankful to cops and all they do for our society. Cops are extremely very good at reading human behavior and body language.
10. Extended periods of speeding is the fastest way to get caught. Your car is so obvious to a cop even from 1 mile away. Drive with caution and stay safe.