Sorry I haven't been around!

[Daunttless]

I'm laid out on the floor right now, resting is not exactly an option if any of you have read my away message. : ) Excruciating amounts of pain. Also, I"m way to young to have one, but apparently the young people in my area are getting them so I have the joy of not getting it zapped so it can be analyzed. : ) Yay for me!

[mattback]

dauntless i also know the pain you ahve gone throughthere is nothign worse in the world i dont think. i havent felt it yet.

even though we dont agree i hope you in your time ofoh my ****ing god this hurts

take care fellow pen15 grabber for dear life

[drifter]

Yeah, man , get better soon...it ain't the same without you on the boards.

[Unregistered]

Like, *ZoinKs* man, that sucks elephant wood. At least you're not dying...

[UncleBen]

if he's goin through *THAT* much pain, he prolly wishes he was dying:(

[Unregistered]

Oh, good point. I'd kill you for you Daunt... but you live too far away.

[deesolballs]

I don't know what's worst...having a crusted sharp calcium covered broken shell ripping its way down the urethra or having some 1st year nurse with a certificate from the community college shove a catheter (twice the size of a urethra) up the urethra. I don't envy you Daunt but I sure would like to know what caused it. Get well soon and let us no what the culprit is (my guess... lousy public works providing unfit water??).

[Unregistered]

My friend had stones... I remember now. He died. Just kidding, he's still alive and well, but boy did he have some great catheter stories! (I'm not kidding, he did)

[SWIFT_DRIFT]

Holy crap I just read through this whole thread. GET WELL SOON! and think happy thoughts of the rb awaiting your car

[drifter]

Ooooooooh, RB.......heeeeeeheeeee......sweeeeeet

[MAXIMUS Nismo]

good god man. that fu<ker's gonna hurt coming out. Deesole bals is right.

I asked ma mom (30 year nurse) about passing kidney stones and she said it's kinda like giving birth except the woman's vagina stretches and your pen15 won't. Me thinks you should zap the little bastard, but that's gonna hurt too.

Oh well, take one fer the team then sue the water sanitation department. Get yer @ss offa the computer and get some rest, anyway you can. Would cranberry juice help, cause I can send you some if you want.

[drifter]

Yeah, Maximus, camping t's always get their @$$#$ knifed.....!

[deesolballs]

Would cranberry juice help, cause I can send you some if you want.

I think he is well past the cranberry juice stage. All it would do is fill that bladder, sit behind that cursed stone and hurt like the ****ens when he trys to piss. He will be dropping to the ground like a white heavy weight regardless of what he drinks.

[MAXIMUS Nismo]

Yeah, Maximus, camping t's always get their @$$#$ knifed.....!

true true, me likes to clobber them over the head with ma silenced usp. Funny as hell cause they can't hear where ypu're shooting from.

Thx BALLS, I forgot about that. THe cranberry juice helps to precent these things. Am i right?

anyway, if it's some emotional support he needs, I have a spare emotion chip I'm not using, so i'll send it to you DAuntt.

[deesolballs]

Charles ****ens? This censor is a bit sensitive. I said it would hurt like the d!ckens. Damned censor.

[Tino]

You guys are a$$holes, daunt dont listen to them it feels like pissing after sex thats all.

[deesolballs]

Thx BALLS, I forgot about that. THe cranberry juice helps to precent these things. Am i right?

anyway, if it's some emotional support he needs, I have a spare emotion chip I'm not using, so i'll send it to you DAuntt.

Yeah that cranberry juice is a regular BG44k for the ol piss tract. I drink it often as preventive maintenance. I'm 27 and know plenty of young bucks who work outside or lift weights (creatine + no water=kidney stones) and don't stay hydrated. Unless your urethra is like mine...the size of an upper radiator hose (and most of you guys have the size of a cocktail straw:D ) keep the fluids coming.

[Tino]

no wonder I have no kidney stones in the family tree, they were and all are alcoholics.:alcoholic

[MAXIMUS Nismo]

Unless your urethra is like mine...the size of an upper radiator hose (and most of you guys have the size of a cocktail straw:D ) keep the fluids coming.

where do u pee out of, yer Lower intestines? hehe.

If it's just like peeing after sex, then he'll be ok. Me thinks I was getting gall stones mixed up with Dauntt stones.

[Tino]

well i mean theres no need to scare the poor guy.

[Tino]

whos fighting?

[240_s14]

Thanks for emailing me back about that push button. Hope you get well soon and get back into the mist of things.

[ChickenBoo]

Any of you guys who know me, know I ACTUALLY am Dauntt's best friend, it's not like peeing after sex. I've seen this man run miles through shin splints cuz he didn't wanna cut his workout short. In fact, as I recall he upped the distances cuz he was still trying to improve himself. I haven't heard from him lately, i think he's BACK in the hospital. Wish him well, and they're not just trying to scare him, it really does hurt worse than child birth, morphine barely does anything for it.

[Daunttless]

I'm in and out of hte hospital, they keep doing procedures that are supposed to work and they don't do anything for me. : ) So far, any pain med they try to give me takes a double dose before I even feel anything. Its not overly fun. : ) I'll be alright though, I just had a stent put in ( hehe, for any of you who know what that is ) and its supposed to allow me to resume normal activity. But no, its not, I'm still in excruciating pain so its back to the hospital for me. : ) Yay!

[MAXIMUS Nismo]

Will you please stop looking at the monitor and get some rest!?!? You said it hurts to look, so don't.Can someone other than Dauntt tell me what a stent is? It doesnt sound too nice to me.

[Daunttless]

Its a tube they stuffed up my wang all the way up to my kidney. Its absolutely, positively, thrilling. It was supposed to eliminate the pain, and instead, I'm in even more excruciating pain. : )

[MAXIMUS Nismo]

Holy s*** !! I'll be praying for you man, that's all I can do at this point.

[redrocket]

JESUS that just makes me hurt dude get better ok I see you are still on the COMPUTER get off NOW laid down take a nap something get off the damn computer

[Daunttless]

Might as well sit on the computer as long as I can stomach it. : ) Laying in bed doesn't let me do anything except run numbers for my shop and think about the pain. : )

[MAXIMUS Nismo]

you know what you need u stuborn chunk o human flesh!? you need someone with a stronger will than yours to make sure you rest. Oh i wish freak lived close by to u. Thenyou'd have to stay off the computer, and/or beat him off with a club.

Seriously, go rest dude. Sleep or something.