Somebody threw stuff at my car today...

[ilovedrifting]

ever been shot, it stings like an uncle ****er and might ward off an attack, especially if I went full auto on his face

[gabossie]

In the trunk? Maybe in the back of your moms minivan. Airsoft doesn't even hurt that bad, we used to shoot eachother all the time. W/ some serious adrenaline, it would have no effect whatsoever except getting your asailant more pissed.

[krazy skwerel]

Way to kick some *** C- Bass!

[creophus]

It doesn't matter what you've done it's all in your training. I did muay thai for 3 years and Tkd for 5 years, Tai Chi for 3 years, and some shaolin for 2 years. > *

You took formal martial arts, including Muy Thai and you were trying to throw roundhouse kicks in a "real fight"? This all sounds bogus. Assuming you are telling the truth, you should have never picked that fight. No way you could have all that training without "self-defense" being emphasized. You weren't defending yourself, you just wanted to beat some people up. Now, don't get me wrong...I'm all for some people being beaten up! But you put yourself at risk, physically, and legally. If the cops find out, you'll be the one with charges pressed against you. Your formal martial arts training makes you more responsible than the average joe. That could have also been used as justifcation for one of them shooting you. And please don't fool yourself into saying , "I know they didn't have a gun or knife...." I know quite a few people who carry weapons and no one suspects they would.

Any witness who saw you follow them into the parking lot, would have not seen them throw something at your car. You would certainly be in the wrong. Don't do something like this again. It's not worth it. You got off lucky.

/lecture

[Sircnay]

You took formal martial arts, including Muy Thai and you were trying to throw roundhouse kicks in a "real fight"? This all sounds bogus. Assuming you are telling the truth, you should have never picked that fight. No way you could have all that training without "self-defense" being emphasized. You weren't defending yourself, you just wanted to beat some people up. Now, don't get me wrong...I'm all for some people being beaten up! But you put yourself at risk, physically, and legally. If the cops find out, you'll be the one with charges pressed against you. Your formal martial arts training makes you more responsible than the average joe. That could have also been used as justifcation for one of them shooting you. And please don't fool yourself into saying , "I know they didn't have a gun or knife...." I know quite a few people who carry weapons and no one suspects they would.

Any witness who saw you follow them into the parking lot, would have not seen them throw something at your car. You would certainly be in the wrong. Don't do something like this again. It's not worth it. You got off lucky.

/lecture

I was throwing the roundhouses to try to subdue him, with the least physical injury possible, by taking his legs out as he was much taller than me. Should I have done something along the lines of side-kicking or a full-blown back kick to his legs I assure you they would have been broken. I am a very small person at 5'10" and 135lbs. My actual intentions were to get their insurance because I didn't know if they dented my car or not. I didn't throw the first punch. I simply returned/countered everything he threw at me.

IF the cops find out. What two teenage guys are going to say that one guy smaller than them beat the crap out of them? Two teenage full of testoterone guys. They probably will never speak of this ever again.

As far as weapons go, I carry a full-tang 8,000 folds Tanto in my trunk and various throwing knives in my cabin. When I saw him go to his trunk, my first instinct was to grab my Tanto, but I wanted to just get the insurance and go but not before giving them my piece of mind. He was the one who started swinging I just finished it.

[JDMaholic]

Yeah, and my weiner looks like a pringles can

[Florida240sx]

My protection is my Tippman A-5 with Response trigger. 15 shots per second. Bunch of crap happened Halloween night. My friends fought each other. Other friend got in a wreck couple got arrested. then everything got solved and my tire blew out on me. Well in the middle of this all I'm cruising the street and some little punks shot my car with Walmart pump paintball gun. 4 of them hiding in the bushes.(they did this last year and ran into the house when we locked up brakes and jumped out) This year they were in a different spot. They hit my car, e-brake was pulled, friend tossed me my gun I jumped out and held the trigger for about 5 seconds. I fired about 60 paintballs. Heard 3 of the moaning and 1 was crying. Lesson: Don't start a war with inadequate supplies.

[PoorManQ45]

Damn! That's awesome that you kicked their a$$es. But, you said that you kicked him a bunch of times and he still kept coming. I suggest that you get some better shoes.

I have some nice Military issue boots that I wear that will break bones very easily. Steel Toe and steel heel.

I've had an experience where the other guy got road rage. I "accidently" cut him off. So he sped up and cut in front of me. He proceeded to slow to a stop. He got out of his car and started yell some crazy $hit. The guy was almost twice my size. He then proceeded to smack the hood of my Q45. <- That's when I got pissed. I jumped out of the car. And started yelling at him. He came at me swinging. He was a very bad shot and only managed to graze me once. I swung back and hit him in the jaw. <- That hurt, I guess I'm a softy. He barely seemed phased by the hit. He kept coming. So, I kicked him in the shin. <- Field Goal style. Next thing I knew, he hit the ground screaming. I took one look at his shin and could tell that it was broken. I was like "Oh $hit". So I got into the car and took off. I havn't heard anything from or about him since.

Moral of the story: Where steel toed shoes, they will bring the biggest guy to his knees.

[Jesda]

About four years ago, I dated this strange, quirky, random girl. We were at a stop light laughing about something and she suddenly threw an opened mayonaise packet at the car next to us.

The guy looked over, I thought he about to get out and kill me, then he saw her (she was cute, had a great smile) and he waved and laughed.

Moral of the story: If youre going to piss someone off, have a hottie next to you to avoid getting your *** kicked.

[AlabamaDan]

Why can't we all just get along?

[Red-KAT]

I have a mountain climbing pick in reach...

And i'm looking for a baton tazer... Its leagal to hit people with it... and they aint guna get back up and fight.

Sure take the 1st swing... Youre guna go down unless ya shoot me.

[JDMaholic]

All these post remind me of the move Roadwarrior, hehe

[ilovedrifting]

mom's minivan....... I think not. thats the 240 all right

[VashFC]

My girlfriend took a "Women's Self Defense" class in college. One night I was playing around and when she came home from work, I snuck up behind her and grabbed her from behind.She bit my hand, grabbed me by my hair and kneed me in the face then kicked me in the nuts. All this happened in like 5 seconds leaving me in a heap on the floor... then SHE started crying... It was the only time I've ever really had my *** handed to me.... I'm glad to know I'm on her good side.So, next time just kick 'em in the balls and run like a sissy.

- Chris

[nismofly]

^^^^^

haha that happened to one of my friends taking one form or another of martial arts, i forget, anyway hes like 6'6" 220 lbs. and he got annihilatedby some girl who was like half his size but had twice the skill.

[CybeRise]

Sorry man but, HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

My girlfriend took a "Women's Self Defense" class in college. One night I was playing around and when she came home from work, I snuck up behind her and grabbed her from behind.She bit my hand, grabbed me by my hair and kneed me in the face then kicked me in the nuts. All this happened in like 5 seconds leaving me in a heap on the floor... then SHE started crying... It was the only time I've ever really had my *** handed to me.... I'm glad to know I'm on her good side.So, next time just kick 'em in the balls and run like a sissy.

- Chris

[The Mic]

[cosmo]

I got in a fight three days ago, some guy threw a can of mountain dew at my car. When I puncjed him I sprained my wrist.

I would probaly sprain my wrist too if I puncjed somebody

[Sircnay]

I was just trying to subdue him, not kill him or break anything. Hell I coudl've just side-kicked him in the jaw and snap his neck.

[andrave]

wow I never read so much bull****. Its neat how even with your adrenaline flowing you kept track of each little blow, even when both of them came after you. keep watching the matrix .

[Sircnay]

wow I never read so much bull****. Its neat how even with your adrenaline flowing you kept track of each little blow, even when both of them came after you. keep watching the matrix .

Adrenaline is bad, you lose lots of endurance when you've got adrenaline pumping through you. I took tai chi for that reason. To learn breathing control.

[Florida240sx]

Oly been in one fight. Takes quite a bit to pissme off. I blacked out for a couple seconds. Hit him in the jaw and made him stumble then had me in headlock picked him and fell back on him. roled off and we both got up then it got split up. Only thing I remember was me ducking his 1st punch and me going back at him with a right hook. Don't even remember connecting. My dad was the same way. He owned a bar and when fights would happen he would blackout.

[Mr1der]

I would kicked them in the balls.

Dirty fighting always prevails!

[Sircnay]

As well as Dirty WOMEN!

[Mr1der]

AMEN!

[Sircnay]

AMEN!

No fool! WOMEN!

[Mr1der]

right! dirty ones!

drrty!

[Red-KAT]

EDIT: sorry... lmao hit refresh and it reposted...


Modified by Red-KAT at 4:30 PM 11/15/2004