some thing that made me laugh

[gibbo80]

>>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving>>more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings>>where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving>>103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.>>What makes life 100%?>>>>If:>>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z>>is represented as:>>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21>>22 23 24 25 26.>>>>Then:>>>>H A R D W O R K>>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%>>>>K N O W L E D G E>>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%>>>>But,>>>>A T T I T U D E>>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%>>>>And,>>>>B U L L S H I T>>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%>>>>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge>>will get you close, attitude will get you there, and>>bull**** will put you over the top.>>>>But, look how far *** kissing will take you.>>>>A S S K I S S I N G>>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%>>>>So the next time someone asks you to give more than>>100%, you know what is required of you.

[daniel240]

haha thats some funny $hit.

[Dano]

HAHAHA thats hilarious!

-Dan

[Anand]

ive read that before but it is funny as hell....

[nissanrcer240]

ima have to remember that, might come in useful;)

[Holisticbeatz]

LOL

[krazy skwerel]

most amusing