Some Humor for the KA-T guys cause we ROCK!!

[S13FX]

IBM Memo:

Mouse Balls & Mouse Ball inspector

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.

'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method..

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his Balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[thomasjamal]

That's pretty funny but there's no way in the world that it's real.

[eazye2000]

[thomasjamal]

Oh yeah, I guess I should use one of these:

[S13FX]

Hey don't be fawkin flaming my Humor LOL.

[eazye2000]

Hey don't be fawkin flaming my Humor LOL.

Trying not too. I should have flamed myself honestly. I was mad because I started to believe it and was laughing at it... Then I had to take out my self humiliation on someone..

[thomasjamal]

Hey don't be fawkin flaming my Humor LOL.

Hey, I said it was funny, just not real, that's all.

[nzmoman]

I believe it...



but not really that much.....



okay not at all, but i could see some bored employee writing a fake like that about mouse 'track' balls

[thomasjamal]