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[Sentientbydesign]

Now that I have your attention...

I need a couple of S-chassis for test fitting grounding kits.

This is NOT an open forum for you to debate ad nauseum the benefits of grounding, how stupid it is, how ineffective it is, how your mother's boyfriend's parole officer's baby's momma's chinese transexual penpal made a kit and gained/lost 50hp while running E100 on a Hondud.

Straight and to the point.

I would like between 2-4 S-chassis. A couple of KA's and a couple of swappers.

I'll need your car for 2-4 hours. If you bring me some good food, I probably won't charge you anything. If you don't, I'll probably charge you $25 (hey, I gotta pay for my lunch somehow haha).


You need to be in SoCal. I'm in Riverside. The closer you are to me, the better. Let's make this happen within 2 weeks. It sickens me to think that there are SOOOO many 240s in SoCal and I can't get one to seriously volunteer their car. On top of that, one of my best buds used to have an S13 and S14 and I still don't have anything made for it...WTF?

Get at me asap!!!

[breadbox]

Someone drive straight to his house right now. With a SOHC S13.

[krash]

My Transexual Uncle's boyfriend said he lost 63hp on his sohc after doing a grounding kit.

[Emerald Zenki]

yaa... i couldnt really even follow what the hell you just said. something about driving to your house and bringing you lunch? idk man you lost me like somewhere in the middle lol can u be a little more clear on what your tring to accomplish?

[charat]

if im gonna volunteer my car, i aint gonna pay you anything or get you and food for you to "test" something.

[Sentientbydesign]

if im gonna volunteer my car, i aint gonna pay you anything or get you and food for you to "test" something.

Haha. Then you can sit there behind your keyboard and watch anime while the big boys talk. K?

yaa... i couldnt really even follow what the hell you just said. something about driving to your house and bringing you lunch? idk man you lost me like somewhere in the middle lol can u be a little more clear on what your tring to accomplish?

I always thought the mods were just ragging on you guys for the hell of it back in the mod forum. Seems like they weren't lying...

I...need...a few...SoCal (Southern...California)...240SX (your car)...to test fit grounding kits on. If you keep the kit...you bring me lunch or some cash to cover the cost of materials. I would have said beer, but:

1) Most of the 240 crowd is under 21...
2) Playing with high current applications while drunk is...not a great idea.
3) I HATE beer.


Wow! I can't believe I just had to explain all of that. Next, I'll be asked to use pictures instead of words...

[badbob2121]

you hate beer?? ...

[zeause]

you hate beer?? ...

2nd

[Sentientbydesign]

you hate beer?? ...

Diluted piss water doesn't do much for me. Sake, whiskey, vodka, or...some wine and I'm down. The only purpose for beer in my book is to use for a "bomb".

[badbob2121]

"diluted p*ss water"??? whiskey is legit, vodka is tasteless, and wine?? hmm... do we have to take off our shirts and wear short shorts at this testing..

[Sentientbydesign]

"diluted p*ss water"??? whiskey is legit, vodka is tasteless, and wine?? hmm... do we have to take off our shirts and wear short shorts at this testing..

Just because your truck engine lacks refinement doesn't mean you have to. Now, if you're actually her:




pretending to be a guy on NICO. Then PLEASE come in short shorts. F*CK it. Just come in a short skirt...easier access. But since I know that's not the case. Come in some jeans and keep the belt around your waist. I don't wanna see your a** crack.


Are we done with the d!ck sizing yet?

Vodka is amazing. It tastes kind of like rubbing alcohol... That's the point. It's alcohol. It's there to make something else stronger. Why am I giving you guys an alcohol lesson and sharing Juno with you? She's mine bishez!

[badbob2121]

yes were done... mines bigger.. lol

and trashing our "truck motors" isnt going to get you any volunteers...

this thread = fail

[Sentientbydesign]

Actually, so were the other 3 I've put up over the past year. Each with a different approach. Nobody gives me as much trouble as the 240 crowd. Maybe If I change my "Cars" to something with SR, RB, or KA in it, they'd flock...

AWD and factory turbos are scary...

Marine?

[badbob2121]

not so much scary, i think they look at you as not having any expirience with our cars, and dont belong

marine? yes

and....?

[Valiant240sx]

I think if you came to these forums with a appropriate title for your post or maybe just didn't go straight to being a smart*ss you might have gotten a better response.

[Sentientbydesign]

There's not much to have experience with. Early OBDII isn't hard to ground.

Having had a I30 and a G35 in a previous life may mean I know just a little about Infinitis. My mom being on QX4 #2 and my dad being on Frontier #3, an Altima, and a Datsun pick up...Friends with fully built 350z show cars, G35 clubs, drift events (Mainly 240s and 300ZX) oh and the fact that I've been a member on NICO for 5.5 years with over 6500 posts...Former mod..

Think I might know what I'm talking about? Other than just d!ck around with you guys cuz it's fun.

The marine comment was because I saw your location...nothing more.

[Sentientbydesign]

I think if you came to these forums with a appropriate title for your post or maybe just didn't go straight to being a smart*ss you might have gotten a better response.

Nope, did that 3 times already. But thanks for the suggestion. Maybe I should go to Zilvia

[badbob2121]

for having 66xx posts on nico, im suprised you havent figured it out yet....

[Sentientbydesign]

for having 66xx posts on nico, im suprised you havent figured it out yet....

Figured out that you have to treat each group differently based on their demographic? I have. I just chose to have fun with this thread. I'm doing this project strictly as a favor to the small handful of 240 guys who have been asking for this for a year or so now. The profit aspect is negligible. Especially considering how little needs to be grounded on an S-Chassis.

But carry on boys.

[OutToWinPAHC]

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