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Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:59 am
I've never heard wicked housed in Cali. That's too complicated for us. We just say "f**ked up". Or if the swearing is too out of line we just say "tore back".
My Saturday was pretty interesting. We had a birthday dinner for my girlfriend and had a showing of about 20 people at Claim Jumpers in Concord, Ca. She got some interesting gifts from her friends like a couple of playgirl magazines, a Bible, and a vibrator...all in the same bag.
After dinner, about 10 of us went to the City (what we call San Francisco) and went bar hopping in the Castro (yes thats the gay area). That was fun because all the bars have dancing and there's no cover to get in. I had a good time. But then as I was having a Corona and working my way through the crowd towards the door to get some air, this HUGE mexican dude was walking past me in the opposite direction. He attempted to grab for my gold but I turned the opposite way (it was really crowded) and he missed. One minute later after I made it to the door, guess who shows up? Mr. Huge mexican guy. He asks me "What's ur name" I'm like "Evan". By this time I know what he's leading to and I'm saying to myself "Oh s**t get the F outa here now!" and then he says "MMM that's a nice name. My name is...." I couldn't remember what he said his name was and I wasn't paying attention to it anyway. Then I look in the corner of my eye and see some gay guy (maybe he was bi) freakin my girl in the corner on the dance floor. Mexican guy "So where you live?" I'm like "Walnut Creek". See I'm paying so much attention to my girl gettin freaked that I forgot I'm being hit on. Mexican guy "Oh really? I'm from Pleasant Hill" Me to myself "S**t!" Pleasant Hill is right next to Walnut Creek. Mexican guy "Why don't you shoot me your numb...." I cut him off "Dude I'm straight!". He get's an attitude and switches off.
Then I got on the dance floor to rescue my girl and BAM! One of my girlfriends friends shoves me against the wall and starts freakin me! I'm sayin to myself "oh s**t!". Because the last time my girl and I went dancing I got in trouble with her because some girl at the club kept following me around and freakin me on the dance floor. So now her friend has me pinned against the wall bent over in front of me, and then she sticks her hands in my FRONT pockets. I'm telling myself "Oh s**t dude you gotta go you gotta go!" But the floor was so crowded I could hardly move a finger. She goes deeper into my pockets and starts tugging on my you know what. When she started doing that, I looked over at my girl and she was still gettin freaked by Ricky Martin (not really), so my natural man mentality kicked in I told myself "f**k it" And I let her friend feel away until the song ended. They were playing TEAM "It's gettin hot" at that time.
At the end of the song her obviously drunk friend kept telling me in my ear "You're so f**kin sexy. If you didn't have a girl I'd....". Then she left and got another drink. Oh but now here comes her OTHER friend. Damn! Now this one I kept staring at when we were having dinner because this girl has some of the most PERFECT knockers I've ever seen. She had a nice a$$ to complete the package. So then she starts freakin me against the wall. I guess the song wasn't that good because the dance floor cleared a little bit and I could actually move this time. BUT I stayed put for this one. Though she wasn't half as freaky as her friend I still enjoyed her time. Funny how afterwards she tells me she noticed me staring at her during dinner and she had to give me at least one dance with her since I'm cute.
Anyway we all finally call it a night about 5 bars later. My girlfriend pointed out that she noticed me dancing with her friends but she's not trippin because they're her friends. Well when she said that I was thinking to myself "Well you have some scandalous a$$ friends then!". So that was my experience!