So my girlfriend says to me....

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So, I'm driving to go out and eat with my girlfriend after her photography class tonight, and she's following behind me on the onramp, I'm going around it pretty fast and getting just a tad bit of oversteer not thinking anything of it.

We get to the restaurant and she says to me, "God, thats so sexy the way your car does a little pseudo drift on the onramp because of your rear wheel drive. It just makes me want to have you pull over so I can have sex with your car."

Ouch. No loving for me. Does she say "Wow, you're such a good driver, you're so sexy in that 240, just makes me wanna drag you out of your vehicle and **** your brains out." No, she doesn't, she says it about the 240. No love, and I'm posting this because I told her I was going to share with all of you how distraught I was that my car is cooler than me and its the one with all the sex appeal. Now, tomorrow, she can read this and say damnit, you really did post it on the forums. And I'll be like, thats what you get for loving my car more than me. : )

See ya guys. : )


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jemil118
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ummm..Daunt...she's right...about the car...I wanna have sex with it too...(is that sick?)

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Well dauntt, you are one sexy *****.... but your little rusty s13 is MUCH better looking! :D

BTW... that's what you get for dating women that are out of your league man!!!! :pface j/k

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All very true....all very true. : )

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I'd die for a girl who loves cars that much!

Daunttless
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Oh yeah, and K, she would have been like 3 in 1986. : )

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How exactly would your girlfriend have sex with the car? I mean, is that physically.....ok never mind.....went too far with it.... : )

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I bet she would start with the tail pipe, or maybe shes into leather, and i bet you got a big stickshift?

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not even old enough to drink HuH? car humping would then be deffinitaly be illegal for her!

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I think Adam is daydreaming about his boyfriend again.

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ahaha

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she never said you weren't included.... be positive... whatever it was that generated her sexual energy should be of no concern... ; because my friend whatever the cause, you shall be the benefactor of that release of energy.... like the old add use to say "Enjoy the Ride"

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Dauntt, you've got mail. I happened to be across the way when she was doing your car and was able to catch it on video. Not something that could be posted, hehe...

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Hey Daunt - Any chance I could get her to drive behind my Q? Granted, it's got a much bigger a$$ than yours, but it still swings wide!

Now I'm gonna be checking my mirrors when I hit that cloverleaf off the freeway.....:D

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so your *****ing to us cause you cant get *** from your own girlfriend?

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LMAO, yep, pretty much. : )

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all right fellas, this is a question for the guys with TURBOS...is it me, or does a girl go nuts when she hears your Blow off valve?? i swear to god, i have had MAD girls wave me down..

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BOVs turn me on.

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sr: no ur just so hot i guess

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its all about this


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Hey Daunt remember that stock shifter in your car looks like a pen15 and 10 bucks says it is bigger than yours. No wonder she wants to **** the car its more endowed then you will ever be, but just think she will be creaming her jeans when you get that RB in there because you will be drifting those corners for sure

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I'm still contemplating the insanity of a 500 horsepower drift 240....thats a power to weight ratio of 1:5.3 or there abouts, I think I'm going to kill myself.... : ) Hopefully not before I provide all of you with great prices though. : ) Also, you just lost 10 bucks. =P

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hey daunt normally I would say prove it but i have no desire to see that I will take your word for it and the 10 bucks you can add when I order from you

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hahahaha, now maybe you guys can understand my nickname, s14=pimpin'!!!!

Like i always said, the car is pimpin' the girls, I just go in for seconds....

so Adam, just imagine the *** you'd get if it was an s14, instead of an s13?

LOL, I gotta meet the chicks you're hangin with, and you get your hands on a rb25 yet?

cya

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I'm sorry but after reading all this I don't see why your complaining, Your girlfiend loves cars, she gets turned on when you drift around a corner. I'm sorry but if I go remotely fast when going around a corner not only do I hear about it but she braces for impact. Also is not into cars as much as me.

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Hmm...this struck me as odd. Usually girls go after the guy, not the car... One of my good friends got a 2000 Maxima when he turned 17. Recently we went to a house party, and he got a BJ just because some girl thought his tail lights were cool.Alcohol was involved of course...

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"sr: no ur just so hot i guess"

Actually, maybe ur right. Cuz like Puffy says, "I only hit chicks that win beauty pageants."

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Hey Dauntt

I told my gf about what your gf said and she couldn't stop laughing! But after she stopped, she said "How sad!"

Hehe....: )

Daunttless
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Ouch. : ) Well, my girlfriend appears to be hanging out on the boards, so maybe she'll understand how unloved I feel. : )

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I'm surprised all you guys' cars get the chicks...around here, the girls in highschool have no clue as to what a good car is---civics dominate the student parking lot, and every thinks they are sporty, high performance, good looking, and good handling cars...especially that blue SI with the huge shopping-cart style wing. I just wish they could appreciate the ture manliness of a car that NO ONE else has in the whole school, that's rear wheel drive, and that could outhandle a civic any day of the week (and out perform in every other apsect as well), and of course, a car that looks a lot better as well. But no, civics are the car of choice, and civics seem to be "hot" around here. I just nod and smile when i hear the women talkin about civics and how they like them etc etc...Damn those economy hondas, damn them to hell! I have a friend who just paid 5k for some 96 civic with 84k miles on it...the sad thing is, he really wanted that car, and now he has it. What the hell do people see in them? I GUESS having the same car that every third person has is a cool thing eh? Mindless victims of conformity. Tisk tisk.


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