So let's say you're an overweight woman...

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Looneybomber
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...and you want to go shopping for clothes at Target. Would you be mad if the dress you find is in "manatee gray"?
:rotflmao I am in the computer lab on campus trying to keep in my laughter. Lmao, manatee. Smooth Target, smooth...

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/target- ... s-18881573


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They should have just stuck with elephant gray. Or perhaps sun-bloated roadkill gray?

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Dattebayo wrote:sun-bloated roadkill gray
This one.

Oh how easily people are offended... :rolleyes:

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Ace2cool wrote:Oh how easily people are offended... :rolleyes:
I know, it sucks too. If I went and bought a hat, sold as "waterproof bald guy sunscreen", I would just laugh and buy it. That said, I need to get some hats for this summer so I stop burning my head.

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I laughed pretty hard about this one. :rotfl

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Hah well played Target, well played.

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At least it's not Hippopotamus Grey, or Elephant Grey, perhaps Battleship Grey? Get over it, fatty. Don't like being tangentially reminded of what a pathetic sow you are, lose some weight! Otherwise do what the most admirable chunky chicks do, love yourself and don't waste time with minutia like this.

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Fcukem. Sitting at home on the couch shopping for clothes that are FOR fat people and you're gonna complain about a name? If you're fat, own it.

I'd also buy "waterproof baldguy sunscreen". It's obviously a product designed with my specific needs!

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I used to sell big and tall clothes at Dillard's. I sold more big than I did tall. I sold a lot of polo brand stuff. I wonder, if you have a 48 - 50 inch waist just how stylish can you be? The pants looked odd with the big waist and short legs. They were also hard to fold!

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I think once you hit a 50 waist, you're just trying to keep clothes on you and not really trying to look like a Calvin Klein model.

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LEAVE CHLOE KARDASHIAN ALONE!


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