So I get to rock crutches...

[Beancooker]

So I'm sitting at my desk. The feet to my damned chair are in the way. I take my left foot and swivel the feet out of the way. Felt a little funny. Get up to go piss, and I can barely walk. My left foot is screwed up. I go to the doctor. Doc takes a look and says to keep weight off of it. Use crutches, come back in the morning when the radiologist is in and get an X-ray. This is monumentally gay.

Getting old sucks ballz.

[Jesda]

You think you pulled something or broke something?

[sbird1]

Maybe this will help you feel better:



Hope it's nothing serious!

[Mr1der]

well, time to send the walker out.

I'm in a sling at the moment.

[ADDirishboy]

Do I need to make you a pink walker with VTEC painted on the side like I did for Greg?

[krimsonviper]

Dusty old bones! Full of green dust!

You need more sun and vitamin D

eez nuts in your mouth.

No, seriously, that blows me. Hope it aint nothing serious and you get a quick recovery.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Lol, I find it weird how it didn't hurt right after you moved the feet.

Sounds like you probably just extended it too far and sprained it. But I'm no doctor.

[Dattebayo]

Get your employees to carry you around on a chair Egyptian-style. Buy a bull whip.

[RCA]

Maybe this will cheer you up...

One time I took a nap at work and managed to let both legs fall asleep...
When the intercom rang for the exterior gate, I sprang up and took a step... BOOM
I come crashing on the floor. I get back up and try taking another step. Same thing.

I have never laughed that hard in my life.

[Beancooker]

You think you pulled something or broke something?

Feels like I broke a bone, but there are no bones where it hurts.

[Beancooker]

Do I need to make you a pink walker with VTEC painted on the side like I did for Greg?

If you hand deliver it to me, I'll rock the s**t outta it.

[krash]

Feels like I broke a bone, but there are no bones where it hurts.

Maybe you just pulled something hard? Get better soon man. Why is everyone on nico breaking lately?

[Eikon]

Do I need to make you a pink walker with VTEC painted on the side like I did for Greg?

WIN!!!

[Dattebayo]

Why is everyone on nico breaking lately?

I know, right? I fell from heat stroke today and I can only talk out of the left side of my as$ now...

[Beancooker]

It's because we are all getting old... like Greg.

[dasoupdude]

left foot eh, sounds like your having wayy to much fun in the wrx

[ADDirishboy]

If you hand deliver it to me, I'll rock the s**t outta it.

Hmmmm, I am trying to plan a trip to Washington....

[nissangirl74]

Do I need to make you a pink walker with VTEC painted on the side like I did for Greg?

If you hand deliver it to me, I'll rock the s**t outta it.

<---- Goes to the garage to find a box for the walker

[numbnuts240]

old... like Greg.

sorry to hear of your pains beany. you like brown massage? i got this.

[krash]

I know, right? I fell from heat stroke today and I can only talk out of the left side of my as$ now...

Only pansies get heat strokes.

[numbnuts240]

oh SNAP!!!!!

[Bubba1]

You think you pulled something or broke something?

Feels like I broke a bone, but there are no bones where it hurts.

Could it have been caused by a typographical error in a sex manual??

Feel better, but on the positive side, if you were to go to an amusement park on crutches, they'd give you a wheel chair and you could bypass the lines.

It's because we are all getting old... like Greg.

Aww.. Greg's not getting old.... he is old....

[sentrastace]

aw poor you. hope you feel better.

walker with VTEC on the side = WIN.

[Razi]

Just upgrade to some hellaflush wheelchairs y0!

[drksolest]

Maybe this will help you feel better:



Hope it's nothing serious!

i lol'ed

Man, I hope it's not broke just from that. You can't think of anything else you might have done to it?

[troskinatior]

Feel better, but on the positive side, if you were to go to an amusement park on crutches, they'd give you a wheel chair and you could bypass the lines.

Ehh... thats not true. You used to be able to do that but they smartened up

[Red coupe]

Getting old sucks ballz.

Man a little less then a year back I met a friend outside my apartment complex. The gate near where he parked is closed on weekends, but rather then walk around he says "Ehh, lets just jump it".

The first clue should have been when I could barely get my waist up on this gate that was only a little more then head high.
I finally pulled myself over the top, and when I came down on the other side my leg immediately gave out from the pain.

What I used to do like nothing ended up putting me off my feet for damn near a month.

Stupid getting old.

Crutches suck, that was my first time using them and I never had really realized that they basically take up both your hands just to walk... so no more carrying things while moving.
Even just getting food, and getting to the table was a royal pain.

Also, the electric scooters they give you at the shopping mart.... No where near as fast or racey as I picked in my head on the way to the store. Damn thing couldn't even burn out, let alone reach its limit in a corner.

[Beancooker]

Yeah, I hobbled without them first thing today. I needed my cup of coffee.

Lunch, that was another hobbling adventure.

Doors suck, especially heavy ones with strong hydraulic closers.

Driving a 5 speed really sucks, but I can't seem to get in the Hello Kitty Cube. Just too girly. The Cube is okay, the Kitty is what kills me.

[bmike818]

Aww.. Greg's not getting old.... he is old.... [/quote]



Can you still drive stick with your messed up left foot?


....just drive the cube...hahaha get better!

[ADDirishboy]

Doors suck, especially heavy ones with strong hydraulic closers.

Swing yourself towards the door to get momentum and kick the door with your good leg. That's what I used to have to do.