Slowest Nissan in the Last 20 Years 0-60 mph in ....

Post by **lino** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:36 pm

I can't belive that Nissan made a car (Serena) that had the reputation for many years of being the slowest car in Britain. It had a 0-60 mph time of 28 seconds!! I was watching an old episode of Top Gear and couldn't believe my ears when they said that. I watched it again this time with subtitles and it did say 28 seconds in the subtitles.

Modified by lino at 6:15 AM 3/23/2010

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:43 pm

...What is it?

Post by **MellowZ32** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:48 pm

Nissan Serena.

Post by **lino** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:17 am

Sorry Chris. Thanks Jay. I just fixed it.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:24 am

Ahh...wakopedia says it either came with a diesel four or an SR20 (LOL!).

Styling reminds me of the NX Egg mixed with the US Quest.

Post by **Bubba1** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:27 am

lino wrote:Sorry Chris. Thanks Jay. I just fixed it.

wow, its a full second faster than a 240sx......

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:30 am

Bubba1 wrote:
wow, its a full second faster than a 240sx......

That's 'cause the Serena has an SR and the 240 only has a KA.

Post by **Jesda** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:41 am

Will it blend?

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:43 am

Yes, but don't breathe it.

Post by **HashiriyaS14** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:15 am

I kinda dig it, in a "kei bubble" sort of way.

28 seconds seems long though, even for a kei car. That must've been the diesel, but even then that's ridiculous.

Post by **ZOMG.SR20** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:17 am

needs a front mount.....

then it will be 27sec 0-60

Post by **r34 gtr** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:19 am

Put an LS1 in it. That ought to show 'em.

Post by **bmike818** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:16 pm

If you under 18 and want to drive, you should only be able to drive the Serena. This should reduce teenage traffic fatalities.

Post by **Jesda** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:21 pm

bmike818 wrote:If you under 18 and want to drive, you should only be able to drive the Serena. This should reduce teenage traffic fatalities.

Will probably eliminate teen pregnancy. Nothing scares the p*ssy away more than an egg van.

Well, other than me in a ski mask.

Post by **Razi** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:22 pm

Post by **seang** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:47 pm

It is even RWD.

Post by **Ace2cool** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:12 pm

I kinda want one..... Were those the stock wheels?

Post by **Silvia-Tom** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:26 pm

Jesda wrote:Will probably eliminate teen pregnancy. Nothing scares the p*ssy away more than an egg van.

I've never seen that car before though, and those aren't the stock wheels right?

Post by **Silvia-Tom** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:29 pm

Sorry for double post, just found the car on stock wheels.

And now there is even a newer version of this thing called the C25 It now has 160HP.

EDIT: Picture failed.

Post by **seang** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:58 pm

Silvia-Tom wrote: And now there is even a newer version of this thing called the C25 It now has 160HP.

And it is uglier.

Post by **Pieceofsand** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:20 pm

Jesda wrote:Will it blend?

LOL

Post by **hatedinthemind** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:35 pm

^this but lower and with more camber

Post by **Travisty** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:45 pm

I think I like it.. I'm not sure.

Post by **naladude911** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:07 am

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Post by **tigersharkdude** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:51 am

Ok................................Give me a second................................Naladude you do realize that everything you posted is a TOYOTA

Post by **Ace2cool** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:13 pm

I honestly doubt he does at this point.

Post by **naladude911** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:38 pm

it shows ugly vans can look sexy

Post by **troskinatior** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:44 pm

If you think those are nice vans you scare me more then you did before.

Post by **samxini** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:48 pm

Nothing can make that van sexy, besides a car crusher.

Post by **Rex** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:00 pm

I still think there was a Chevy that was slower ... I can't think of the model, but it was an UGLY 4 door hatch diesel from the early 80's.

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